it wasnt properly labeled

When C.B. is really drunk and urinates in nicks laundry basket. Upon furthur questioning, he states "It wasnt properly labeled."

by JW October 27, 2003

george w bush

not my president (or NMP)

Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"

by jw February 27, 2005

morass

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -

I got morass than you this weekend

by jw July 18, 2004

beevo

(n) the act of tucking one's penis between the legs, pretending to have a lady's front bottom

Dave was a big chap, but his Beevo made my wee wee go hard

by jw September 10, 2003

neck

Modern day way of saying, "made ya look", when causing someone to turn their head to look at something that isn't really there.

guy- It's snowing
::other guy looks out the window::
guy- NEEEEEECK!

by JW March 15, 2005

emo kid

emo- short for emotional
emo kid- b. martinez

that emo kid cries over her broken heart.

cheer up emo kid.

by jw April 07, 2004

svaha

The interval of time between when one sees lightning and when one hears the thunder clap.

You can tell how far away the lightning is by counting the svaha. Each second is about 1100 feet of distance from you because light travels at the speed of light and sound travels at about 750 miles per hour (or 1100 feet per second).

by JW May 28, 2004