17 definitions by JW

morass

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -

I got morass than you this weekend

by JW July 18, 2004

big mistakey

Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!

Jakey why did you try to get head from that girl? That's a big mistakey!

by JW June 19, 2003

reconnaissance

Information gathered on the sly about a lover/friend/enemy.

I saw your boyfriend at the gay bar last night dancing with another man. Good reconnaissance work.

by JW March 6, 2009

george w bush

not my president (or NMP)

Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"

by JW February 27, 2005

beevo

(n) the act of tucking one's penis between the legs, pretending to have a lady's front bottom

Dave was a big chap, but his Beevo made my wee wee go hard

by JW September 10, 2003

wilmo

Short for Wilmington, Delaware.

Are you going to be home in Wilmo over break and hang out in Trolley Square?

by JW February 18, 2008

emo kid

emo- short for emotional
emo kid- b. martinez

that emo kid cries over her broken heart.

cheer up emo kid.

by JW April 7, 2004