JT's definitions

stocking the porcelain

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.

'I've been busy stocking the porcelain

by JT October 4, 2004

Abe Froman

The Sausage King of Chicago

You're Abe Froman?...The Sausage King of Chicago???

by jt May 19, 2004

I was all

Expression commonly used in place of "...and I said", when re-enacting a past conversation in a current one. Usually followed with the response to said conversational dialogue in the form of "and (s)he was all".

"Well, I was all, omigawd, he is SO buff!" Candi explained to her friend, Maria. "And she was all, 'you're totally right about that. fa shizzle.'"

by JT October 28, 2003

Leykis 101

A radio program in which the man of truth, Tom Leykis, informs us of the ways of the world.

I listen to Leykis 101

by JT November 11, 2003

Salty Piss Flaps

very accurate depiction of the vagina

that girl pisses so much, she's got salty piss flaps cuz of it.

by JT April 25, 2005

asian assassinz

think their all cool and hip. they think their soo good looking while their just all a bunch of lil kids roamimg around the streets doing nothing.

i'm AA i run around and try to stab people s o i can be cool!

by jt December 6, 2004

Stupid Folk

Stupid Folk are theretards who put in definitions on this site but cannot spell to save their fucking lives! PEOPLE please, don't try to dog on someone if you don't even have the intelligence to do it properly!! You only make yourself look more stupid than you already are.

"you guys shuldnt be written bad things abuot peeple on hear. its mean and hattelful. I guess I'm just part of the stupid folk"

by JT April 8, 2005