JT's definitions

su[

Yet another internet typo slang word. This one is for the word "sup", a shorter version of the popular greeting of "What's up?"

"Su, fool"

by JT May 3, 2003

statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by jt July 14, 2003

McDonalds

A family restaurant that parents loudly complain that their food is fattening, unhealthy and oppose when a McDonalds is due to open directly opposite their children's school.

Yet regularly hold birthday parties there- for children.

"A McDonalds is opening opposite the so-and-so school"

"Oh my God! That's where my child goes! Well, at least we don't have to travel far when it's their birtday".

by jt July 13, 2003

Ricer

A person who is involved in the sport import compact scene. See rice boy.

A wing, muffler and wheels... The typical car of a typical ricer.

by jt November 21, 2002

zurt

A synonym for "idiot"

Don't be such a zurt

by JT September 8, 2004

ding dong

Started as slang for penis, but has basically become a generic noun for just about anything. cat, car, groceries, cigarettes, etc. sometimes used as a verb as well.

can you help me bring up the rest of the ding dongs from the ding dong? cheers.

by JT October 29, 2004

Bilvery

Used to describe something that is undesirable, boring, all around terrible.

Also - bilved, bilves, bilvage

This word was created when a co-worker and I were having a conversation about our supervisor whose last name was Silver.

"Silvery is so bilvery" - that's how it started.

These moldy chicken wings are so bilvery.

Man, today at work was pure bilves.

I really bilved that one up.

Maximum bilvage.

Here comes Mr. Bilvadere. (Sometimes used to describe someone that is bilvery)

by JT April 14, 2006