JT's definitions

Leykis 101

A radio program in which the man of truth, Tom Leykis, informs us of the ways of the world.

I listen to Leykis 101

by JT November 11, 2003

I was all

Expression commonly used in place of "...and I said", when re-enacting a past conversation in a current one. Usually followed with the response to said conversational dialogue in the form of "and (s)he was all".

"Well, I was all, omigawd, he is SO buff!" Candi explained to her friend, Maria. "And she was all, 'you're totally right about that. fa shizzle.'"

by JT October 28, 2003

double d

A girl with size DD breasts.

I got a double d waitin' at the tree for me.

by jt November 21, 2002

assmar

Asthma

When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar

Piggy so fat and can't go up lots of stairs because he's got assmar

by JT October 6, 2004

DSLs

The street abbreviation for "Dick Sucking Lips".

Damn check out the DSLs on that shorty!

by JT November 11, 2003

red eye

a drink old fugs think they just need to drink.

refer to the movie COCKTAIL

by JT October 4, 2004

Master Chief

Short for Master Chief Petty Officer. The Master Chief Petty Officer is the ninth, and highest, enlisted rank in the U.S. Navy, just above Senior Chief Petty Officer, and is a non-commissioned officer. They are referred to as Master Chief in most circumstances.

Advancement to Master Chief Petty Officer is similar to that of Chief Petty Officer and Senior Chief Petty Officer. It carries requirements of time in service, superior evaluation scores, specialty examinations, and peer review. A Senior Chief Petty Officer can only advance if the existing master chiefs approve.

A Master Chief Petty Officer is purely administrative and is usually tied closely with the Commanding Officer, except possibly when the command is very large (e.g. an aircraft carrier). Their uniform reflects this administrative duty; becoming similar to that of an officer, albeit with different insignia than an officer.

The master chief came down here and busted those guys asses for being drunk on board ship.

by jt October 17, 2004