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slapnuts 

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.
the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
slapnuts by JOE December 22, 2003
A fluid, complex system of cultural currency and reputation. Created by the Bitchun Society in "Down and Out in the Magic Kingom" by Cory Doctorow
I took a moment to conjure a HUD with his Whuffie score on it. I had to resize the window--he had too many zeros to fit on my standard display.
Whuffie by Joe December 21, 2003
That guy on #pacult that rocks socks.
Sup Toss
Toss by joe December 19, 2003
1. the best bang for your buck sports car. though it is 45k/55k(conv), it beats the shit outta a mercedes clk 55 amg (85k)+ a jaguar xkr (85k) with a natural aspired, not supercharged motor (also only a 6cyl compared to v8's); only 2nd to porsche 911 (85k++). if u ppl say what about the wrx sti or evo VII u deserve a beat down, though on paper they are better, and in there own right, they are absolutely awesome, u cannot compare to the feel u get from driving a german car, its undescribable, everything is designed so well, and omg u just can compare the driving pleasure. Dont get me wrong, if i had 30k i'd buy a japanese car but japans philosophy on engineering is practical price/performace and germans have a completly diff outlook - spare no expense.

2. a 12 guage shot gun made by germany's hecklar AND koch.

btw im not german, im not even white, it just appriciate there ability to make quality mechanical things, u need japan for electronics and america for, uhh ya,.
1. i want to drive an m3
2. i wanna blow ur head off with an m3
m3 by joe December 18, 2003

bustyopramoopduel 

a bunch of combined sounds added together to make an invincible sound. All who are shot with this word die.
gang member #1's gun: pow pow!

my gun: bustyopramoopduel!!!!!!
bustyopramoopduel by joe December 17, 2003
known as a menace... call me pee luck the dentist!
pluck by joe December 15, 2003

derranged duck 

a person who is unstable on a bike going 1mph even whilst having stabilisers falls off the bike and crashes into a parked white van
derranged duck by joe December 15, 2003