Whuffie
A fluid, complex system of cultural currency and reputation. Created by the Bitchun Society in "Down and Out in the Magic Kingom" by Cory Doctorow
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whuffle
To get close to another person's face and breathe on them in a nuzzling, snuffling sort of way.
The trick to a good whuffle is to breathe in and out quickly, like a dog smelling something really interesting. If you like, every once in a while you can exhale forcefully to get rid of accumulated air, again, like a dog will do. This usually makes the whufflee giggle. To make sexy whuffles, you go slower, on more sensitive parts of the face and neck. Include the ears, maybe lick the earlobe, and say "mmmmm".
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The trick to a good whuffle is to breathe in and out quickly, like a dog smelling something really interesting. If you like, every once in a while you can exhale forcefully to get rid of accumulated air, again, like a dog will do. This usually makes the whufflee giggle. To make sexy whuffles, you go slower, on more sensitive parts of the face and neck. Include the ears, maybe lick the earlobe, and say "mmmmm".
See metachat.com
Whuffer
Whuffer by ThatRandomBoi September 12, 2017
wuffie
White Urban Fuckup (or Failure, if you prefer). Term describing that element of the white American underclass that is neither rural (see white trash) nor suburban (see wigger). Roughly equivalent to UK terms like ned, chav, townie, etc. Common identifying marks include bad prison tattoos, rotten teeth, pasty complexion, cartoonish jewelry, and a stubborn belief that the uglier the neighborhood, the prouder one should be to dwell in it.
"Let's not go to that bar tonight, it's a nest of wuffies on weekends."
"White trash? Honey, real white trash would eat that sad wuffie for breakfast."
"Southie is America's oldest and most famous wuffie settlement."
"White trash? Honey, real white trash would eat that sad wuffie for breakfast."
"Southie is America's oldest and most famous wuffie settlement."
wuffie by Beauchamp Millward Comber November 29, 2005
whuffle
To get close to another person's face and breathe on them in a nuzzling, snuffling sort of way.
The trick to a good whuffle is to breathe in and out quickly, like a dog smelling something really interesting. If you like, every once in a while you can exhale forcefully to get rid of accumulated air, again, like a dog will do. This usually makes the whufflee giggle. To make sexy whuffles, you go slower, on more sensitive parts of the face and neck. Include the ears, maybe lick the earlobe, and say "mmmmm".
See metachat.com
The trick to a good whuffle is to breathe in and out quickly, like a dog smelling something really interesting. If you like, every once in a while you can exhale forcefully to get rid of accumulated air, again, like a dog will do. This usually makes the whufflee giggle. To make sexy whuffles, you go slower, on more sensitive parts of the face and neck. Include the ears, maybe lick the earlobe, and say "mmmmm".
See metachat.com
whuffing
whuffing by Mcdiesellee July 26, 2011
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