JOHN DOE's definitions

tea-bag

setting both testis into a persons mouth

Last night that i tea-bagged the shit out of that bitch

by john doe January 12, 2004

hot

A girl that is sexually attractive.
Pretty, cute, beautiful, sexy.
To be hot, a girl has to be, in my opinion:
1. Thin(not fat)
2. Reasonably sized boobs contribute to hotness
3. I prefer blonde haired women but brown, black hair, etc. is fine
4. Pretty face
5. Smooth skin (light tan)
6. Nice butt
7. Tight clothes (less clothe the better)

Briana Banks is the hottest porn star ever!
Britney Spears is a hot singer
That blonde girl is so hot!
How much hotter could she be?

by John Doe January 7, 2007

Trash Monkey

Some one who uses garbage as their playground. Dumpster Diver.

What s trash monkey, i think that dunce needs a kob>

by John Doe July 9, 2004

crap diddely

n. crap diddely- KraaaP DiD L e

used to express anger in a situation

holy CRAP DIDDELY i totally just spilled milk everywhere

by john doe May 13, 2005

bb

short for porn star Briana Banks

Dude, BB is so hot!

by John Doe March 28, 2004

dker

the goofy canadian i am about to kill

oh no dker!!! duck!!
BANG!! BANG!!!
muah ha ha ha ha!

by john doe September 29, 2003

Telly

a fat ugly skank whore who cant decide which guy to chase after.

I know a Telly; she has a new dream guy every week.

by john Doe May 13, 2005