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sausage jockey

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!
by john May 14, 2003
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gooberxxxzzz

a god like being. praised by all as the supreme being. better than everyone else. ultimate destroyer of people.
gooberxxxzzz destroyed that wtran and jrichmond over there with pure power. OMFG
by john May 6, 2005
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Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.
Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
by John January 22, 2005
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crunk juice

a Drink that is just like red bull that gives you energy to party
lets get some crunk juice so we can party
by John May 13, 2005
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limp bizkit

one of the greatest nu-metal bands ever
good friends with korn
known for extremely explicit lyrics
by john March 24, 2003
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lot rats

ratty scrubby people who follow jambands such as phish or phil lesh around who never have tickets to get in....they just walk around the parking lot selling drugs.
I got this bud off of some lot rat after the phil show.
by JoHn February 16, 2004
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mods4less

People who send you a broken product nearly a month after being charged for it and comlaining to get it sent.
I just ordered an antique vase but Im afraid because mods4less packed it.
by John December 7, 2003
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