JOHN's definitions

mank

some horrible dirty bastard from Manchester (Mostley known for steeling off old women). Most people who are from manchester are on the dole or stuck in dead end jobs, most of them have a drug adiction, they speak with horrible acents, wear kappa clothing and drink shandy

If you see someone with a shaven head and a long fringe they are a mank

by John June 21, 2003

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

Lynard Skynard

The greatest southern rock band ever, see also amazing

Lynard Skynard is the best band ever!

by John October 17, 2004

latina

Skanks that love anal sex. Very rude and annoying.

That latina wouldnt shut up til i put it in her ass

by John February 2, 2005

Supply Side Econotard

People who realize that balancing a budget shouldn't be about raising taxes, but about cutting spending!!!!!

by john October 20, 2003

Snoop Dogg

An idiotic "rapper" that raps about the same bullshit everytime. He deserves to be shot, but his butt-buddy Dr. Dre protects that from happening.

"1, 2, 3, inta tha foa"

Sounds like Snoop Dogg has a "new" album

by John December 13, 2004

nooberta

a person who sucks at halo 2

I killed that frickin NOOBERTA

by john December 17, 2004