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Definitions by JOHN

male genitals - from TV's "Home Improvement"
Don't go messing around in manland.
manland by John December 2, 2003

Bust a nut 

ejectulateing semen (cuming)
I was having hot sex with sarah that made me bust a nut in her vagina
Bust a nut by John December 2, 2003

barnfart 

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.
In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.
barnfart by John December 2, 2003
sycophant; A person who seeks favour by flattering influential people. (Australian Slang)
Liberal MPs are a conga line of suckholes - Mark Latham
SUCKHOLE by John December 2, 2003

Bellcheese 

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen
I can feel my bellcheese building up
Bellcheese by John December 1, 2003
Jake, why don't you just go S a D
S a D by John December 1, 2003
v. to lick the grundle
I'll usually ask someone to grundle me for awhile before moving on to rimming.
grundle by John November 30, 2003