JOHN's definitions

muff dive

licking out some girl

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive

by john May 14, 2003

fuckknuckle

complete idiot

you know that fuckknuckle who got caught trying to break in to the police station

by John June 10, 2003

bach

Short for Maybach, an expensive luxury sedan made by Mercedes-Benz. It is comparable to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map
Me and my beautiful beeeeeeeitch in the back of that 'Bach.

-Jay-Z, Dirt Off Your Shoulder

by John February 28, 2005

w00d

hes uber 1337

w00d is a 1337 hax0r

by john September 24, 2003

bales

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

by john July 16, 2004

nicc

The act of cutting yourself. IE: cutting of the wrists.

Things were getting stressful so that crazy bitch nicced herself.

by John June 12, 2004

fuck-ay

short for 'fucking oath'
(who can be fucked saying fucking oath)

'we goin subbers for luncho?'
response: "fuck-ay"

by john June 15, 2004