JOHN's definitions

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006

bum darts

Three guys have Man Triangle sex!

Phil Cory and Jason love the man triangle game because they all feel warm inside!!

by John December 3, 2003

chodesiccle

Playing with chodes in the Winter time, outside. Used as an insult.

"Man that Chesky kid is such a chodesiccle, he likes it up the ying-yang.

by John March 13, 2004

Shling

The action of taking a bong rip consisting of Marijuana.

The champ knows how to take a propper shling.

by John December 3, 2003

re

Common word used amongst trashy, uneducated classless wogs at the end of each sentence.

LiKe OmIgOd mArIa U C dAt BuRnOuT rE

by John August 20, 2003

gonzo

A girl getting stuff from behind.

Tammy recieved gonzo from John last weekend!

by John April 24, 2003

JJ bus

The retard bus. In Lake County Ohio we used to have a bus company that had the short bus' that used to transport the retards to school. The company name was JJ something, hence the name.

Hey... look at all the retards on the JJ bus.

by John November 20, 2004