JOHN's definitions

dry farming

Humping someone with your clothes on.

Tom and Sara were dry farming.

by John February 26, 2004

quattro

All Wheel Drive German performance. Brought to you only by AUDI.

I crashed my fucking car, I wish I had an Audi Quattro!!!

by John February 28, 2004

Fuckulate

to fuck vigoriously ; Fuck fastly

God Gena, you fuckulate

by John February 28, 2004

plunk

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

by John March 2, 2004

Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.

Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."

by John March 2, 2004

Dirty Shahidi

When you go to take a shit and it comes out lime green.

Sam when to shit but left a "Dirty Shahidi" as he looked in the toilet.

by John March 2, 2004

DWAI

Don't worry about it.
Abbreviations used by many AOL users, made popular by a colored georgian boy who loves his keyboard and making up with elite h4x0r sl4ng with deaf people who also apparently can hear stuff on the internet.

jobob:wtf you looking at it
africa: dwai

by john March 3, 2004