JOHN's definitions

Caryne

A prostitute who enjoys her job and often doesn't charge.

She said she became a caryne originally to pay her debts, then she found she enjoyed it and started giving freebies.

by John January 9, 2004

get bent

to get wasted; to get tanked; to get crunked

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.

by john January 1, 2005

hergatt

1. homo-sexual; gay; pole-smoker
2. petifile; likes looking at little kids asses

that man is a "hergat", that is gross!

by john July 16, 2003

Dorks

male's who participate in male to male sexual activity. That includes males who doubly penetrate a female's hole at the same time. also see dorking.

Ralph and Jack dorked Jill in her hoo-ha at the same time. This would not be the first time Ralph's and Jack's peckers would touch.

by jOhn January 5, 2005

your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john May 13, 2005

genius

someone who is unfortuanate enough to have a higher than usual mental capacity

it sucks to be a genius because stupid people are happy people

by John March 27, 2005

scun

The one and only scunshine, the best girl in the world!

scun.deviantart.com

You are my scunshine.

by John January 8, 2004