JOHN's definitions

The "Default" List

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.

I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!

by John September 24, 2003

isaacliu

A person who backs up into a dumpster.

Oh man, my insurance went up because I was an isaacliu and backed up into a dumpster.

by John September 1, 2004

rump rider

one who is the giver in anal sex. Used to call someone a homosexual.

<b>Get away from me, you rump rider

by john April 10, 2004

comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects

Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.

by John October 25, 2004

boobmongering

Staring at a woman's breasts.

Franklin got caught boobmongering Teresa at Hooters the other night.

by John April 19, 2004

wellis

A silly noob who has no life and plays warcraft 3 all day. works out and is trying to get strong so he can get his dream girl. masturbates a lot.

wellis sucks at warcraft 3, he lost to a total lvl2 noob.

by john August 4, 2004

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003