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andrew green

the worlds greatest lacrosse player, so amazing that joe mann knighted him ANDREW GREEN LAX MACHINE
and he reads star wars video game manuals hidden in his assigment notebook during math.
joe: ANDREW GREEN LAX MACHINE
andrew: shut up joe
by joe June 20, 2006
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Bob

A Bend Over Buddy. Slang used by homosexual partners.
Yeah, John is my BOB.
by Joe April 22, 2006
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Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.
"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.
by Joe December 26, 2005
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Westmont

Town in Chicago IL, that is becoming more city like every year. This town is large, and has many awsome people in it. Everybody wishes there town was like westmonts.
Dam dawn westmont is better than my town.
by Joe August 14, 2006
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Warlock

Loosely A dark wizard, a guy that uses black magic for whatever the hell he wants.
B177 T3H H4XX0R: HEy WarLOCk u R tEH NooB!!!11
Warlock:... *Melts Bill's head*
by Joe August 15, 2005
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eminem

A talented rapper...but a hypocrite. He speaks out against the war (killing innocents), and then raps about killing his mother with a chainsaw, shooting anyone who "steps up", and strangling women off in a parking lot while not caring if its dark or not....One of two things is occuring; either he has multiple personalities, or he is extreme simply to sell records...I vote for the second. He also preached this year about civic duty (ie voting)...he is 32 and voted for the first time this year...Im 21 and Ive voted 2 times...He needs to stick to rap and stop commenting on things that matter because he looks like a fool. He is a good rapper, thats it...a good rapper...not a college professor or a politician...just a rapper (probably the best is some invidual opinions)...
by Joe October 16, 2006
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your shit smells of roses

1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'

2.If some bitch walks into the loo and says whoo! smelly one!
1. dave: OMFG! your hair is greasy!
mack: what, and your shit smells of roses?

2.Cassandra: PHWOAH! THAT REEKS, TAFFY!
Taffy: What, and your shit smells of roses, does it?
by Joe September 5, 2005
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