JOE's definitions

Scissored

drunk. Similar to crunk.

We got scissored on Petron.

by Joe May 6, 2005

antiwar protestor

People that have reason to not agree with a war that is taking place. These brave souls have always had to deal with people like the ones that have typed on this word but still battle on for there own beliefs.

I don't want this war as I don't think that it is right. I think I will get off my ass and tell the world what I know.

by Joe September 14, 2003

Embiggen

On the internet - To view a full size image linked from a thumbnail or smaller image.

"Click to embiggen" or "Clicky to embiggen"

by Joe November 23, 2004

bushka

gay rabbi, adopted tomba the gay robot when he was just a wee bolt

U had sex with bushka the gay rabbi

by joe December 11, 2006

monkey bath

a bath which is a bit too hot

getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey

by joe September 14, 2003

deck

to beat someone up, or to attack someone, knocking them to the ground.

Mike just decked Albert. I think he broke his arm.

by Joe February 11, 2003

You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

by Joe August 4, 2004