JOE's definitions

oh shit bars

the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident

Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car

by Joe February 24, 2003

drokk

Substitute SF swear word used by many inhabitants of Mega City One in Judge Dredd, Britain's top comcis character for two decades.

Holy drokk!
Drokk it!
Oh, Drokk!
or just plain old: drokk!

by Joe October 29, 2003

do the math

To ask someone to choose

There was a pack of two for 74p, and a pack of three for 60p, which is better? you do the math

by Joe April 7, 2005

legless

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.

Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.

by Joe February 1, 2005

nelson gomez

black person wannabe

nelson, ur so black

by joe October 24, 2003

closeted homowhatever

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.

I am not a closeted homowhatever.

by Joe February 26, 2005

defile

To systematically dry fuck someone in the ass region until nuttin in ur underwear.

I defiled that bitch until i nutted myself.

Fuck that i dont wanna be defiled by fred.

ur fuckin dog is defiling my led homes!

by joe May 13, 2004