Mellis

A small weiner who enjoys the simple pleasures of sci-fi tv.

Man, you are such a mellis
Dam, you just Mellised out.

by Joe November 18, 2003

roflmfaowmaptwiel

roling on the floor laughing my friggin' arse off with my ankles pounding the wall in extreme laughter

Joe: "Hello!"
A Liar: "roflmfaowmaptwiel"

by Joe June 20, 2003

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004

id

along with the ego and the super-ego one of the three components of the pyche... apparently

worth 4 points in scrabble!

id... 4 points.., woo hoo

by Joe January 19, 2005

corn rows

hair style typical of crazy negros who eat fried chicken all motherfuckin day

Yeah check out deez corn rows nigga, ay yo pass the fried chicken before i sock two in yo ass ho

by Joe March 12, 2005

njubi

"Swedified" version of the term "newbie/n00b"

"din jevla njuuuubi"

by Joe May 12, 2003

iriver

Iriver is a psuedo ipod maker with the main ipod competitor (if you can call it that) the h100 series that actually has many features not found on an ipod like longer battery life as well as a built in microphone and external mic that come with the player for recording and an FM tuner at the same price as an ipod.

-yo is that an ipod
--no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
--no its the same price

-hey is that an ipod
--no its an iriver, its really a very good product...
-yeah whatever your soo not cool

by Joe December 29, 2004