JOE's definitions

nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.

My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.

by Joe April 2, 2005

penis

its a wiener

the wiener is sucking

by joe June 25, 2004

Gimi

(Pronounced Jimmy)
Noun for a person or machine.

Gimi you piece of shit, work!

Hey Gimi, Get off my girl!

by Joe June 26, 2006

milkboy

having pale white skin and black hair

Vlatamir Redmonovic is a milkboy

by joe March 11, 2004

Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

by Joe December 26, 2005

anoral

Getting fellatio after performing anal sex

I anoraled that girl

by joe December 29, 2004

ditch weed

good to smoke

smoke it in the bedroom

by joe April 20, 2003