JOE's definitions

thwock

A slang term for the penis. As with most slang terms, can also be used in derrogatory form to refer to another individual.

"Jen was shocked when I slapped my thwock down on the table, in front of her face."

"That kid is such a thwock"

by Joe November 4, 2003

B-Bow (B.B.O.W.W.)

An acronym for Big Booty on White Woman

Check out the B-bow in aisle 5. Is it natural or did she buy that ass.

by joe November 5, 2004

Nag

A needle filled with heroine or some other opiate, as in the song "Givin' a Fuck" by The Darkness

...but I won't apologize
I'll inject into my eyes
if there was nowhere else to stick my nag

by Joe March 1, 2005

Throwed

Drunk, and high at the same time.

I was so throwed after 7 shots, and 4 bowls of dro.

by Joe July 16, 2004

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

crogy

to ride on the handle bars or on other places upon a bike with another person. Two people upon one bike.

Give us a crogy to the shop.
I will crogy you there.

by Joe March 12, 2004

slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003