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A common interjection used colloquially to mean "Don't!" or "Don't do that!" Often used in an unfriendly tone.
"Jake,no! exclaimed Ben,as Jake tried to take still another cupcake. "I get seven cupcakes,and you only get six cuppycakes! That's the way it is!" Ben added with angry eyebrows,pointing his finger at Jake.
No! by JMC70 June 17, 2017

mad professor 

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.
The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.
mad professor by JMC70 May 18, 2017
3-year-old Patrick gave his cousin 10-year-old Michael a smackon the cheek,for protecting him and his teddy bear from the monster under his bed.
smack by JMC70 May 18, 2017

End of discussion! 

A statement meaning that the speaker wants the subject of conversation closed,in an unfriendly way.
"Michael,Patrick is sleeping with you tonight,and that's final! End of discussion!" snarled Uncle Lou,with his toothbrush in his mouth.
End of discussion! by JMC70 May 18, 2017
What someone will say to you upon noticing your fly,or pants zipper,is open. The popular colloquial way of saying "Examine your zipper!"
"Harun, XYZ!" exclaimed Abe,as he spied Harun's open fly,adding,"After all,you don't want your boxers or worse yet,your peepee visible!"
XYZ! by JMC70 May 11, 2017

That's the way it is 

Used to mean that nothing can be done about a particular condition,because it just has to be that way and one just has to live with it.
Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Hayden,Harvey,Jason,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,and Elliott may only wear ball caps and winter jackets. It's plain they all would rather wear impressive headgear and overcoats, but they can't, and that's the way it is.
That's the way it is by JMC70 April 1, 2017
The basics of something,or all the reasons for something,told in full detail from A to Z.
Here are the ABC's as to why I hate bullfighting and why I think Spain,Mexico,and other countries should ban it:
A-it's awful
B-it's bad(and so,Bleah! to it)
C-matadors are cowards and cruel
D-the sport is disgusting,dreadful,and dumb
E-matadors are evildoers
F-the sport is frightful
G-it's gruesome
H-it's horrible
I-matadors are ignorant,inhuman,and inhumane
J-they're jerks
K-they're killers(naturally!)
L-they're losers,and their sport is lousy
M-they're monsters
N-they're nasty,and they're nothings
O-the sport is offensive
P-matadors are pinheads
Q-the sport attracts quislings
R-it's rotten and matadors are rude
S-it's sickening,silly,and stupid
T-it's terrible
U-it's ugly and ungodly
V-matadors are villians
W-it's the worst sport I've ever heard of
X-it adds to my xenophobia
Y-it's yucky
Z-matadors are big zeroes.
And that is the ABC's of my reasons for hating bullfighting and why I think it should be outlawed,period,from A to Z.
ABC's by JMC70 March 28, 2017