Locker room joke

A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.
Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.
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Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.
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Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.
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Peepee

Jason,Georgie,Jamie,Tommy,and Patrick all had small peepees when they were little.
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Sherlock Holmes hat

A deerstalker hat. Called such because the famous detective of the name is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,Scott,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Andrew,and Tony are all wearing Sherlock Holmes hats.Such impressive headgear; I like their hats!
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off key

Singing in the wrong note or pitch; flat or sharp.
Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Jason,Jon,Bill,Tom,Uriah,Harun,Hayden,Harvey,Fargo and Theo are all horrible singers,the way they always sing off key.
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ABC's

The basics of something,or all the reasons for something,told in full detail from A to Z.
Here are the ABC's as to why I hate bullfighting and why I think Spain,Mexico,and other countries should ban it:
A-it's awful
B-it's bad(and so,Bleah! to it)
C-matadors are cowards and cruel
D-the sport is disgusting,dreadful,and dumb
E-matadors are evildoers
F-the sport is frightful
G-it's gruesome
H-it's horrible
I-matadors are ignorant,inhuman,and inhumane
J-they're jerks
K-they're killers(naturally!)
L-they're losers,and their sport is lousy
M-they're monsters
N-they're nasty,and they're nothings
O-the sport is offensive
P-matadors are pinheads
Q-the sport attracts quislings
R-it's rotten and matadors are rude
S-it's sickening,silly,and stupid
T-it's terrible
U-it's ugly and ungodly
V-matadors are villians
W-it's the worst sport I've ever heard of
X-it adds to my xenophobia
Y-it's yucky
Z-matadors are big zeroes.
And that is the ABC's of my reasons for hating bullfighting and why I think it should be outlawed,period,from A to Z.
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