91 definitions by JMC70

fairy head

a bald fellow, or a fellow who is content to forgo a hat in cold weather. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairy head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Kevin, Harun, Hayden, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Jake, Jason, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, Tom, David, and Greg are all fairy heads; they are all content to forgo hats in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 February 26, 2022

Aitch

Something that resembles a capital letter H,such as a football goal post.

This must be a football field; see the aitches? One aitch at each end.

by JMC70 November 13, 2016

baritone voice

The next best male singing voice,ranking just below a tenor.

Mike,Wade,Musa,Brock,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Eric,and Scott all have the best baritone voicesever;they all are members of the county honors choir.

by JMC70 December 15, 2016

Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.

"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.

Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.

by JMC70 November 27, 2020

dean's list

The honor roll at a college or university. It is attained with a minimum GPA of 3.5.

Mike,Wade,Pat,Gary,Eric,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,Ed,Andy,Andrew,Jon,Scott,and Abe all made the dean's list this semester!

by JMC70 October 15, 2017

live with

To accept or put up with something difficult or unpleasant.

Kenny will just have to live with the H-shaped hole in his wall for quite awhile,until he can afford to have his wall repaired.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Harvey,Hayden,Harold,Jason,Bill,Tom,Fargo and Theo will just have to live with wearing ball caps and winter jackets,as they cannot wear impressive headgear or overcoats.

by JMC70 October 15, 2017