JM's definitions

GROGAN

a turd that makes a kerplop sound when it hits the toilet

by jm August 22, 2003

Mechanism

An awesome heavy metal/thrash band that started in 2002 and can be located at mechanismofficial.com

mechanismofficial.com is the bands webpage where you can find out about them and listen to some MP3s

by JM February 4, 2005

M40A1

A modern 7.62x51 Nato bolt-action sniper rifle used by the Marine Corps.

"The hapless Taliban group was pinned down behind a rock, trapped out in the open. We had them. Two of their buddies lay dead. Their AK's were useless. One of them made the mistake of peeking out from the rock. He lifted his head up again. I saw his eyes through the Unertl's 10x scope. It looked as if they met mine, even though he couldn't see where we were. Then.."

by JM October 23, 2003

gyrated

it means getting raelly drunk, actually on a whole different level, way beyond crunk , twisted , and faded.

Do you remember last nite at all, nope i was most certainly gyrated.

by JM February 3, 2005

Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

by jm May 7, 2005

Atheism

A rational personal conviction held by someone that theism is a falsehood.

"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." - Neitzsche

by JM December 17, 2004

Maya

Sanskrit for "illusion". Also an appealing female name, which sadly was not used in The Matrix.

Female:"My name is Maya"
Male:"So you aren't real?"
Female: "Now I really hate my parents.."

by JM December 17, 2005