Maya

Sanskrit for "illusion". Also an appealing female name, which sadly was not used in The Matrix.
Female:"My name is Maya"
Male:"So you aren't real?"
Female: "Now I really hate my parents.."
by JM December 17, 2005
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Hag

An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.
"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West
by JM December 16, 2004
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gyrated

it means getting raelly drunk, actually on a whole different level, way beyond crunk , twisted , and faded.
Do you remember last nite at all, nope i was most certainly gyrated.
by JM February 3, 2005
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Purple Haze

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis. JUST cannabis, NOT laced with anything. Lacing a smokable drug with LSD is IMPOSSIBLE and a bullshit urban legend! It will break down if you try to smoke it!
"Man, that purple haze I bought from Jim was amazing, it got me so fucked up!"
by JM May 3, 2003
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Vectorist

Someone who believes true understanding comes from comprehending things in the sole context of magnitude and direction.
Sarah: "...and what really is f-cked up, she's known him for only two months and she's pregnant, again!"
Gabrielle: "I wouldn't want to be traveling on that vector.."
Sarah: "Hey, let's vector to your house, I forgot my iPod."
by JM January 23, 2005
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M40A1

A modern 7.62x51 Nato bolt-action sniper rifle used by the Marine Corps.
"The hapless Taliban group was pinned down behind a rock, trapped out in the open. We had them. Two of their buddies lay dead. Their AK's were useless. One of them made the mistake of peeking out from the rock. He lifted his head up again. I saw his eyes through the Unertl's 10x scope. It looked as if they met mine, even though he couldn't see where we were. Then.."
by JM October 23, 2003
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yellow pants

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.
1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!
by JM May 13, 2005
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