JM's definitions

United Kingdom

A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.

"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7

by JM December 16, 2004

McKechnie

A term used to describe an insufferable gimp, whom is a conversational abyss, however refuses to realise this.

You're such a disgrace, you're such a Mckechnie.

by JM December 9, 2004

penis

It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

by Jm November 11, 2004

wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.

Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.

by JM October 17, 2004

Jamsacking

The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.

Using Rowntree's strawberry jam, I jamsacked Davey - he was not best pleased.

by JM March 18, 2004

Creened

From the verb "to Creen", it is the act of unloading seminal fluid onto something.

"I creened all over her face."

by JM March 18, 2004

abercrombie & fitch

Clothing for those who try to fit in, established in 1892. It is expensive, but you are just payin for a name, not quality.

Young, check out Jon Orndorff, he got the new abercrombie & fitch jacket, that man is a fag.

by JM October 24, 2003