JM's definitions

Hag

An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.

"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West

by JM December 16, 2004

Maya

Sanskrit for "illusion". Also an appealing female name, which sadly was not used in The Matrix.

Female:"My name is Maya"
Male:"So you aren't real?"
Female: "Now I really hate my parents.."

by JM December 17, 2005

Atheism

A rational personal conviction held by someone that theism is a falsehood.

"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." - Neitzsche

by JM December 17, 2004

whodat

Ghetto semantics, used throughout but most common in the ghettos of the Dirty South, meaning "Who is that?". Properly expressed as "Who dat is", however "Who dat" is more popular as it requires considerably less mental effort.

Person 1: "Who dat is? That nigga on noe hea'r block again."

Person 2: "He hustlin' foe shaw, look at that fool."

Person 1: "He flying red that
m-therfucker!"

by JM October 23, 2003

Nintendo 64

The Nintendo64 was the first console that offered serious 3D graphics processing. It had an unusual development, the result of a partnership between Nintendo and Silicon Graphics, and the system was based on technology used in Silicon Graphics high-end MIPS-based workstations, using a custom R4300i chipset - and the entire system retailing less than $300, was a remarkable feat at the time. As such, the system was far ahead of it's time. The casing was a very durable, hard plastic design, cart, instead of CD based, and featured an unusual controller that was ergonomically superior to anything before it - and turned out later, ideally suited to first person and fighting games. The Nintendo64 enjoyed a long life, and several historically significant games developed natively for the system that remain to this day benchmarks in game design.

Person 1: "Dude, remember the first time you saw Mario 64 on display? That was what real next gen was all about."

Person 2: "Yeah, I first saw the title screen, ran over, pushed away all the little kids shoving Mario's mustache up his nose, man did my Playstation games look tired then. I'll never forget that."

by JM August 13, 2005

flamgayant

Flamboyantly gay

Roberts Facebook pics posing in the bathtub were so flamgayant it was nauseating.

by JM March 31, 2015

Creened

From the verb "to Creen", it is the act of unloading seminal fluid onto something.

"I creened all over her face."

by JM March 18, 2004