GROGAN

a turd that makes a kerplop sound when it hits the toilet

by jm August 22, 2003

Shaboy

Its the ultimate ebonics for "holler at your boy".

Holluh at shaboy.

Leave me a message at the beep, shaboy

by JM February 03, 2005

smoov

How rappers say smooth cause they don't know how to talk right

Fuck me bitch! I'm so smoov!

by JM May 13, 2005

weed

Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.

If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.

by JM March 04, 2005

Atheism

A rational personal conviction held by someone that theism is a falsehood.

"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." - Neitzsche

by JM December 17, 2004

Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

by jm May 07, 2005

Maya

Sanskrit for "illusion". Also an appealing female name, which sadly was not used in The Matrix.

Female:"My name is Maya"
Male:"So you aren't real?"
Female: "Now I really hate my parents.."

by JM December 17, 2005