vancouver

Vancouver is like the cocaine capital of canada. If you want to see a city full of junkies there you go!

If you want a nice city, I hear southern Ontario has a beautiful one.

by JJ March 02, 2005

jr;;p

An online greeting: the result of accidentally moving the typing hands, in the correct typing position, over to the right by one key. When this is seen, the typist means, "hello". May also be seen as "gwkki".

Jr''p. ,sm/ Jpe sdtr upi?

by JJ August 17, 2004

when in rome

The full phrase is "When in Rome, do as the Roman's do." But it has become shortened so often, some people don't get it anymore. It's an analogy making use of the strict rule of the ancient Roman empire, and synonomous with "Going with the flow," or doing something because everyone else is doing it.

"Hey, thanks for coming to my party. Do you want a beer?" Said Joe.

"When in Rome," Bob exclaimed, as he poored beer into his cup.

by JJ March 15, 2004

Colin Mochrie

Infamous animutation star. First appeared in teh Japanese Pokerap.

Colin, he can reach them
Colin, he'll go far
With gardening, he'll reach you
and your only car . . .

from Conquest of Animutopia

by JJ May 14, 2004

Morley

A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).

I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."

by JJ July 27, 2003

wangsta

The Kupe-man who tragically died in a freak gardening accident.

HOLLA CHRIS!!!

"I'm a wangsta trying to garden."

by JJ May 30, 2003

Flaming Gooch Kick

wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.

that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.

by JJ January 11, 2004