JJ's definitions

rugby league

The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.

Not as popular as rugby Union

Great tackle!! now bugger off and let him get the ball back.

by JJ May 29, 2004

Drop Goal

Method of scoring in rugby. Throughout a significant portion of rugby's history it was worth more than tries. However this has been reduced to 3 in Union and 1 in League.

Taken by kicking the ball between the uprights on the bounce after having been dropped.

Since Jonny Wilkinson's proficiency at taking this kind of kick, there have been calls to reduce the value even further in Union.
NOTE: This was not an issue when Jannie de Beer scored 5 against England in the 1999 world cup.

England have started scoring drop goals!!!
That's not fair, the English aren't allowed to win anything.

by JJ May 29, 2004

world cup

International sporting event held between a number of participating countries in sports, such as football (soccer)and rugby (both codes).

who won the world cup?
which one?

by JJ May 29, 2004

Colin Mochrie

Infamous animutation star. First appeared in teh Japanese Pokerap.

Colin, he can reach them
Colin, he'll go far
With gardening, he'll reach you
and your only car . . .

from Conquest of Animutopia

by JJ May 14, 2004

rockstar

A girl who is crazy in bed.

Roxx was riding me and screaming OH, OH, OH. She wanted it all night, what a rockstar!

by jj April 9, 2004

Zeta-burn

A cocky arrogant peice of crap. He gets laid though.

Zeta-burn just died a horrible death.

by jj April 5, 2004

Forreallydou

I'm serious, it's true.

Tom: Jane has huge knockers.
Steve: forreallydou

by jj April 2, 2004