JJ's definitions

wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by JJ January 30, 2004

housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

by Jj March 21, 2005

IB

International B*****. That's the abbreviation for the people who came up with this censored.

IB students don't talk like a ghetto kid.

Student 1: Yo nigga y can't me be in da IB joint?

Student: Because you are an idiot.

by JJ January 3, 2005

Ginos

Italian, Greek or Maci guys. wear tight pants, gell their hair, listen to euro music, drive the sickest cars, and are usu. very hot and S-E-X-Y.

These Gino guys are hott!!!
He's so Gino.

by jj February 10, 2004

gordon keeble

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

bagpipes

another name for a lung/bong made of half a bottle and and bag

sort us out a phat creamy bagpipe, dave....

by JJ January 5, 2004

embottle

to embrace or understand
2- to wrap around
3- inside, contained within or inside the internal (usually used in the context of inner meaning)

1-I embottled this concept quickly
2-I must embottle this package with wrapping paper
3- I found the answer embottled in my inner psych

by JJ September 23, 2004