JJ's definitions

asota

spanish word used in reggaeton songs

asota me papi
como asotas papi

by jj December 8, 2004

wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by JJ January 30, 2004

sniz-batch

Funny twisted term of endearment/ noun of direct address (what you call someone) between chicks.
Derived from bitch, then bi-atch, then biz-atch, then sniz-batch. Concocted during a drunken chick's night out.

"What's up, Sniz-batch?"

by JJ February 12, 2004

skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

by JJ October 30, 2002

kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 1, 2003

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004

bagpipes

another name for a lung/bong made of half a bottle and and bag

sort us out a phat creamy bagpipe, dave....

by JJ January 5, 2004