scrage

Jason's girlfriend was a scrage!
by JJ February 26, 2003
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wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.
Crash is a wankshaft.
by JJ January 30, 2004
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spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.
those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.
by jj July 04, 2004
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embottle

to embrace or understand
2- to wrap around
3- inside, contained within or inside the internal (usually used in the context of inner meaning)
1-I embottled this concept quickly
2-I must embottle this package with wrapping paper
3- I found the answer embottled in my inner psych
by JJ September 24, 2004
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vegetable

An adjective. You can technically use it for anything that you want to, though it is usually a positive term.
These movies seats are SO vegetable!
by JJ December 19, 2004
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skizzbucket

dude who uninvitingly gropes/cops a feel on a unsuspecting girl
"Watch out for Mike, he's a total skizzbucket"
by JJ December 15, 2004
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apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".
"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."
by JJ July 13, 2004
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