Gooch kick

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

by JJ January 11, 2004

status quo

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.

Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue

by JJ March 10, 2005

Fo'Dog

A pimp that has a large amount of money.

Wow, look at the fo'dog in that Mercedes!

by JJ February 25, 2003

Incest

Having sex with members of ones own family.

Incest, the game the whole family can play.

by JJ July 30, 2003

skizzbucket

dude who uninvitingly gropes/cops a feel on a unsuspecting girl

"Watch out for Mike, he's a total skizzbucket"

by JJ December 15, 2004

Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

by jj March 18, 2005

new jersey

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.

Mmm Jersey Tomatoes.

by JJ January 20, 2004