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jr;;p

An online greeting: the result of accidentally moving the typing hands, in the correct typing position, over to the right by one key. When this is seen, the typist means, "hello". May also be seen as "gwkki".
Jr''p. ,sm/ Jpe sdtr upi?
by JJ August 17, 2004
mugGet the jr;;pmug.

chips

deep fried finger length potatoes eaten in the UK not to be confused with American potatoe chips these are known a crisps in the UK. Stupid yankees!
by jj April 23, 2003
mugGet the chipsmug.

stop reading garbage

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!
This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...
by jj November 18, 2004
mugGet the stop reading garbagemug.

Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)
Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.
by JJ May 13, 2003
mugGet the Dick Blanchardmug.

vancouver

Vancouver is like the cocaine capital of canada. If you want to see a city full of junkies there you go!
If you want a nice city, I hear southern Ontario has a beautiful one.
by JJ March 2, 2005
mugGet the vancouvermug.

when in rome

The full phrase is "When in Rome, do as the Roman's do." But it has become shortened so often, some people don't get it anymore. It's an analogy making use of the strict rule of the ancient Roman empire, and synonomous with "Going with the flow," or doing something because everyone else is doing it.
"Hey, thanks for coming to my party. Do you want a beer?" Said Joe.

"When in Rome," Bob exclaimed, as he poored beer into his cup.
by JJ March 15, 2004
mugGet the when in romemug.

sit on your honkers

to kneel and sit on the balls of your feet.
by jj April 23, 2003
mugGet the sit on your honkersmug.

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