kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 01, 2003

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004

gmbp

chat room on aol called guess movie by plot

lets get out of mean people only and go to gmbp

by JJ July 30, 2003

Potable Water

Drinkable water.

Mexico does not have any potable water.

by JJ March 16, 2004

S-GRAb

molester of young boys

wow,sean is a huge s-grab

by jj March 18, 2003

spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.

those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.

by jj July 04, 2004

drobeski

Jack ass. A donkey of a man. Unemployed loser, milking the social welfare programs.

You focking drobeski!

Why didn't you take out the trash? you drobeski!

by JJ February 02, 2005