JIM's definitions

Thirteen

A really bad movie, do NOT listen to what the other person said. It's supposedly about what its like to be a thirteen year old girl, but i can safely say that if you know or have a thirteen year old who do any of the shit depicted in this horrible movie, beat them with a car antenna.
under any circumstances,
do NOT see this movie,
do NOT rent it,
and for Christ's sake,
do NOT buy it!

the movie "Thirteen" is just chock full of the "drama" that teenage girls like to pretend they go through.

The girl in this movie goes to nice, to a shoplifter, to a whore in 10 minutes!

by Jim October 10, 2005

drama

Something women and especialy teenage girls thrive on. consisting of any number of situations that have an easy solution, wich would bring a fairly good outcome, but these girls choose another, shitty, bad way to deal with it, again consisting of backstabbing, blackmailing/gossiping/betraying their friends, or the all-too-common "I want to break up with him but i still love him!"
it drives men and what i like to call "normal" girls nuts.

watch any show on that crap channel "the N" for a good example, or just talk to my sister. the drama that retard stirs up is unblievable.

by Jim October 10, 2005

space pirates

A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.

Space pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a bitch and a half to kill.

by Jim October 10, 2005

freckles

Something on a pretty girl that makes her irresistable.
Girls with freckles drive me crazy, it's just so cute.

Look at the cute freckles on Danielle!

by jim October 10, 2005

cutter

Usualy a teenage girl who feels she has so much emotional pain, that she literaly takes a knife to her arm. Cutting is lame and retarded and practised by emo's and pseudo-goths alike, but then there are girls who are "popular", but they say they are so tormented on the inside that they go home and cut their arm. this act of self mutilation is meaningless and anyone who cuts should be removed from all sharp objects and get a good punch in the nose.
watch the badly made/wrttien/acted movie "Thirteen" for a good example.

emilys a cutter. she has it all, friends, money, and a nice boyfriends.... oh? whats that you say? yea i agree, why the fuck is SHE cutting?!.... freakin retard.

by Jim October 9, 2005

peer pressure

a phrase that the weak minded use to donate the fact that they did something stupid as hell because "all their friends where doing it" and they "just wanted to be cool".
weak minded teenagers suffer from this alot, constantly doing retarded ass shit because their friends are doing it.

peer pressure is an excuse for the weak.

by Jim October 9, 2005

Kraid

The extreemly large green reptilian creature seen in the metroid games. He is usualy about 2 vertical screens tall and shoots large spikes from his stomach and thorns from his back/hands, depending on wich game. In the orrigional Metroid for the NES, he was only about 8 feet tall, as opposed to the stories-tall bohemoth of later games. He was to appear in Metroid Prime, but dude to time constrictions they cut him out.

Kraid is a generaly fun boss to battle in the metroid games.
He appeared in Metroid, Super Metroid, and Metroid Zero Mission.

by Jim October 9, 2005