yeat

portside, if you know it, you know it

"dude, you coulda hooked up with that fat chick.."

"YEAT!"

by jim January 16, 2003

q.p.

quarter pound. refers to any drug sold by weight.

"once I get my unemployment check I'ma cop a q.p. and set up shop as a dealer"

by jim June 24, 2003

chup

A word to describe something which you feel is of poor standard or just shit.

John: Hey mate, what do you think of my new burberry baseball cap?
Jim: That looks totally chup mate - you like like a right chavvy!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 09, 2003

cloits

A meat of unknown origin served in French restaurants.

"I'll have the onion soup and the cloits please."

by Jim July 01, 2003

butt-monkey

a monkey of or pertaining to the butt.

"dude check it out! a butt-monkey!"

by jim May 07, 2005

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004