JH's definitions

quimfer

a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.

vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice

by JH February 22, 2005

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

LFK

Little-Fat-Kid. A tubby little child who will grow up to be a Fatty. Also referred to by hot MILFS as a "Gordo".

That LFK has to weigh 200 pounds, and he's only 7 years old. Come here Gordo!!

by JH March 12, 2003

doik

a foolish, nerdy person who tries too hard.

what a doik

by jh January 13, 2004

Jorge B. Aguilar

JORGE
A super sexy hot man. Wonderful... He is like a GOD!!!

Jorge Aguilar makes my pussy sooooo wet!

by JH March 7, 2005

girt

large, great. (dialect, dorset uk)

- girt big donkey dick
- girt smelly cheese

by jh January 3, 2004

scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

by JH March 12, 2003