JESTER's definitions

OFA

see Overweight Female Attention.

That OFA is really holding Bill back.

by Jester October 30, 2004

BOWLAB

Big Ol' Words Little Ass Brain - some jackass who uses big high faluten words and has no idea what they mean

"I belive in constricting my sphincter before I have a bowl movement" - Coould just pinch before the pitch huh?

by Jester December 24, 2002

clusterfucking

too many people not enough brains

with the whole office in on the project the clusterfucking began

by Jester December 24, 2002

bogue

one big bogus thing!

she totally stood me up, that's so bogue!

by jester September 30, 2003

bfs

a person who becomes fanaticaly religous when drinking

after having a couple of gin's steve told everyone at the bar that they were going to hell. his friend explained that he was bfs.

by jester November 27, 2003

after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

by Jester December 24, 2002

cubs fan

The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.

That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.

by jester May 16, 2003