Dodge

We have driving dodges for years
And have very few problems,1998 ram 1500 100000 miles still runnin strong
by JERRY December 07, 2003
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Tivadar's Cross

The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.
Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.
by Jerry October 27, 2004
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Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 08, 2004
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nealous

totally wanting to devour an entire bag of choc covered soynuts like an eskimo wants to sit next to a heater
i was totally nealous yesterday for those dang soynuts!
by jerry January 14, 2005
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charas

Usually very good type of hashish from the Indian province of Charas. It has a nice taste to it, and a high concentration of THC (tetrahydrocannabinol).
Found in Dutch coffeeshops, eastern Africa and of course India.
"€15,- charas graag"
by jerry January 26, 2004
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cloud nine

a happy, pleasurable state of mind usually used after smokin tree, drinking alot of alki or havin sex
man i smoke a blunt and 3 40s like 20 mins ago, i'm on cloud nine
by Jerry February 17, 2004
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AMF

When leaving a group of friends, simply tell them "A.M.F."
by Jerry December 08, 2001
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