JEREMY's definitions

Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.

"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."

by jeremy January 14, 2004

bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy August 4, 2007

philvia

a flacid penis, usually virginal and unused

lol a girl touched my philvia

by jeremy January 9, 2005

Wyoming

The state with the smallest population of 444,000 as of 2000. Also has only one city (Cheyenne) and only a few mentionable big towns such as Cody, Sheridan, and Laramie. In the winter, it stays below 0 for about 3 months specially in the west, and in the summer, the east gets anally hot, up to the 100s. There is nothing to do in Wyoming except for ski. If you are in eastern Wyoming, you are fucked, your better of in Kansas

Wow, id rather live in North Dakota then have to spend a week in Wyoming

by jeremy December 6, 2003

frigginblingtastic

so blingin no one can believe it

damn, that car is frigginblingtastic

by Jeremy December 8, 2003

gnnn

say instead of: wicked, choice, thats so cool, etc etc

just got a new bike. gnnn

by jeremy September 2, 2003

throw under the bus

You get thrown under the bus when someone (usually a co-worker) reports some wrongdoing or slacking off to a superior or other influential person. Sometimes used with the suffix "Vrooooom!" to simulate the noise the bus would make as it passes by at a high rate of speed.

"Dicky George, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus."

by Jeremy October 30, 2002