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A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.
I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE
by Kieran Riley March 09, 2010
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The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.
Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.
by Jeremy July 25, 2004
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The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.
"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.
by The other Theo February 09, 2004
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also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol
Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home
by Datamaster General February 20, 2004
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Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!
Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
by JB_Finesse September 23, 2005
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