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Paris Hilton

-A girl only made famous due to the fact she banged some ugly guy while taping it and he decided to get rich off her pasty white ass and no tits.

-A girl who has lots of money just due to her last name being Hilton. She doesnt have to work for her money, it gets handed to her on a platinum platter. She can run around with her tits hanging out for more publicity when everyones sick of her, because shes never done anything worth while and people only notice her when her "privates" are hanging out. Classy.
"Miss Hilton you must have given a trillion fucks"
by Jen August 11, 2004
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hippy

Someone who is generally very peace-loving and easy-going; very laid back. Often smokes a lot of weed and listens to old school classic rock, reggae, or psychedelic music (a lot of jam bands, ie- phish, grateful dead, etc)

P.S. I would change the pronunciation from "hypocrits" to "hi-pee" but it won't let me.
There were so many hippies at Bonnaroo.
by jen August 11, 2003
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Bricks

a pound of the bess shit on the earth *weed*
yo i got a brick, MAN!
by Jen December 23, 2003
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cupcake party

1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.
Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.
by Jen April 25, 2005
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daniel kessler

Guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.
Will be seen dancing strangley
by jen March 25, 2005
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Emo kid

You guys obviously know nothing about emo people. If you ever actually go to a concert full of emo kids you'd see that..yes, the music has truthful lyrics that are mostly about a person reacting to a sad situation...one that all of us can relate to. But you'd also see that almost everyone there is happy or laughing about something and our bands are usually telling jokes about something or pointing out good things in life. Yes, we dress in band shirts ,jeans and studded wristbands and belts and some of us wear a type of emo-punkish bordering on gothic clothing (Those of you who are familiar with My Chemical Romance know what I mean). Emo kids are not pussies and we're not miserable. We're in touch with our feelings and we're comfortable with the way we feel. We are very in tune with ourselves and with one another (even if we dont know each other)and if you see us with our friends you'd see that we're usually laughing. Yes, we do always look very loving and we are very loving and approachable. We also do not spend our time making fun of others, we respect who they are and leave it at that..maybe you preppies and "real hardcore punks" could learn a few things from us. Oh and by the way, MOST OF US DO NOT WEAR BLACK RIMMED GLASSES ANYMORE! and we're also not all white and extra small bodied either. Update yourselves a little bit.
"As long as there's good music to listen to and good rock concerts to go to, I don't think that any of us should ever feel alone." - Bert (The Used)
by Jen January 4, 2005
mugGet the Emo kidmug.

Speculum

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.
Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.
by Jen November 13, 2003
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