Definitions by JBurton31

Disney Bitch

Any of the 6-10 year old girls (and sometimes boys) that have been phsycologically brainwashed by Disney Channel.

Disney Channel is killing your little sibling from the inside out, but it's too late to save her... she's already been captivated by the glamour....she will soon become a Disney Bitch

Disney Bitch by JBurton31 April 20, 2010

Religious Conflict 

What itiots from 3rd-world nations (particularly in the middle east) do when they get bored.
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Shi'ite Muslim 1: "You wanna go start a war with the Sunnis?"

Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"

Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"

Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"

Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.

That's Religious Conflict for ya'.

Religious Conflict by JBurton31 April 18, 2010

DRC/RDC 

Democratic Republic of the Congo/
Republique Democratique du Congo (French)

Former Names Include:

Congo Free State
Belgian Congo
Leopoldville
Congo/Kinshasa
Zaire

Capitol: Kinshasa

The DRC/RDC is a large nation in central Africa situated in the Congo Basin. It has the largest land area of all African nations and is second to Sudan in total area.

Ironically, for most of it's existance, it was neither a democracy nor a republic,

Go figure!

DRC/RDC by JBurton31 April 18, 2010

Jesus Christ 

Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15

"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby

Jesus Christ by JBurton31 April 15, 2010

Birthday 

The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.

It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.

Birthday by JBurton31 April 14, 2010

Jeff Burton 

An active driver in the NASCAR Cup Series, Jeff Burton currently drives the #31 Caterpillar Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing with 21 career wins with over 500 starts.

In the National Series, he commands 27 wins with over 300 starts (including a debated start in '96), although he does not currently race in that series.

He drove a brief 4-race stint in the #99 Exide Ford for Jack Roush in 1996 with 1 Top 5 coming at Nazareth Speedway, PA. He also no longer races in this series.

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Past #'s
Cup: 0, 8, 30, 31, 99
National: 8, 9, 12, 21, 29, 69
Truck: 99

Jeff Burton is the shit! :) Go JB.

Jeff Burton by JBurton31 April 12, 2010

America 

America Is... (By Me)

A country founded on pure principals
that are not always true
but mostly are
A country containing many different
but alike
A country of greed
and charity
A country of technology
A country of tools
A country of fools
A country of millions
with debt in the billions
A Bully
A Friend
A country with a hand to Lend
And a country that needs to Mend
A country that is broken?
A country that needs to be woken?
Loved
Hated
Revered
Despised
Home of the Brave
Land of the Free

America is up to you,
Not up to me;

It all depends on what you see.

America can't be defined by anyone but you.
SO DO IT YOURSELF! CUZ' I AIN'T GONNA'.

America by JBurton31 April 12, 2010