JAck's definitions

so-titties

Very thin woman, with very large brests.

Check it out dude, she is so-titties.

by jack July 27, 2003

wren

n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.

Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.

by Jack June 30, 2003

Clearly Diluted

A freak who hangs around AXA, lurking, stalking, it's just over all freaky.

Man, that's so Cleary Diluted.

by Jack April 10, 2003

dracula's sweetooth

Where, during sexual intercourse, a woman's period just so happens to occur at that time and the male, or female for that matter, eats her period.

Girl 1 - "Yo bitch we gotta stop im on my period"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"

by Jack August 21, 2007

chickenhead

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.

Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!

by Jack July 14, 2003

lamebrain

An total idiot.

see: scott whitson

Scott Whitson is a lamebrain

by jack December 13, 2003

eek

Used when scared, introuble,impatient, angry or ust generally distressed
('eek' Is suposed to sound like a mouses cry)

1. EEEK!!! that guy has a gun!!

2. 'Are you gunna dump her?'
- 'eek, i realy dunno yet'

3. 'YOUR GROUNDED!!!'
Ect.
'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek'

by jack December 30, 2003