JAck's definitions

swonse/swanse

big fat schlong,tally wacker,private part

damm that guy got a giant swonse!

by jack September 23, 2004

politists

political elitists

Washington DC has soooo many politists (political elitists) there isn't any room for... well any thing else like common sense.

by JaCK May 15, 2014

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

stafu

a way to say stfu while talking with people

HEY STAFU YOU STUPID BiTCH

by Jack February 17, 2005

pink saussage wallet

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt

I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.

by jack August 7, 2004

That Fails

Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.

Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.

by Jack September 11, 2004

fukthis

fuk this is a word desscribe to fuk your mama

fuk this, your mama sucks dick

by jack April 10, 2005