Chocolate Eclair

When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.

Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.

by James November 21, 2003

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

by james July 01, 2003

had to give my bodydropped silverado a chop top for that radical custom look

by james August 12, 2004

your such a chazzerwazzer

by james March 22, 2003

bashford is a insult for someone who is useless or lousy.

Your so bashford
or
What a bashford

by James October 15, 2004

A reply to a statemnet whenever a situation becomes out of control or crazy. (It will get you)

-Did you see that broad.
reply: It'll gitcha.
-He drank 13 quarts of Olde English.
reply: It'll gitcha.

by James September 22, 2003

To steal something of someone else's.

See also : Jack

by James November 27, 2003