JAM's definitions

road trip

Visiting my fucking in-laws on psychotropic drugs.

We better pack plenty of mushrooms for the road trip to your parents. Then the utter shit that comes out of their mouths might make some sense.

by jam July 11, 2003

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

by jam July 9, 2003

billboard

Large distraction along busy highways usually displaying things I love and conservation bible toting Christians hate (i.e. cleavage, booze, cigarettes and tight asses)

Officier, I wouldn't have rear ended that car if I wasn't staring at those hugh tits on the Trump Marina Billboard.

by jam July 3, 2003

jc juice

the holy spirit,... that energized feeling you get about Jesus!!!

I got the JC Juice and I'm Jc juicified!!!

by jam July 1, 2003

jank

messed up, stupid, wierd, confused, pretty much anything!!!

what jank?!!
Now that's janked!

by jam July 1, 2003

diamond

An over priced old rock that gets you laid until the effect wears off. Bigger is better.

My girlfriend wouldn't have anal sex with me until I gave her a diamond ring.

by jam June 23, 2003

faglicious

So fag, yet so delicious!

That guy's sweet ass is so faglicious!

by JAM April 17, 2003