lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.
"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."
by Jack December 24, 2004
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chickenfucker

1. A dumbass, jackass, idiot and a moron.

2. Someone who loves to fuck chickens.


Frequently used and mastered by the policemen in the movie Super Troopers.

Often used by the BEST computer Sales Team here in the U.S.
by Jack January 07, 2005
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Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.
1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.
by Jack January 31, 2005
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Riddle Runaround

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University-Daytona Beach. No girls and school fucks you over. students pay 30,000 a yar to be ass raped
Dude i got grounded from flight today for no reason, I tried going to Records and Registration but i got the riddle runaround
by JACK August 01, 2004
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Scarlet Begonias

A song originaly made by the Greatful Dead but made better by Sublime
As I was walkin’ down rubadub square
Not a chill to the wind but a nip to the air
From another direction she was caught in my eye
It could be an illusion but I might as well try
Might as well try

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes
And I knew without asking- she was into the blues
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls
I knew right away she was not like other girls
Like other girls

Well I ain’t never been right as I ain’t never been wrong
As heaven works out the way it does in this song (hey)
’cuz once in awhile you get shown in the light in the strangest of places
If you look at it right

It was the summer of love and I thank the stars above
Because the woman took a lovin’ over me
And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus
Because I sold off all my personal property

A tight tye-dye dress she was a psychadelic mess
We toured to the north, south, east, and west
We sold some mushroom tea we sold some extacy we sold nitrous, opium,
Acid, heroin, and pcp

And now I hear the police comin’ after me
Yes now I hear the police comin’ after me
The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair she’s got the police comin’
After me

But there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the way she moves
All scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues
And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the love that’s in her eye
I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by
Let it pass by
Oh just let her pass by
by Jack August 05, 2004
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mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self
my mom is a mis.mika
by jack January 02, 2005
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Maeve

one who is pale

ghost like; albino

One with translucent skin and red eyes.
"HEY MAEVE! keep it down in there...your 12,000 brothers and sisters are trying to sleep in that lab, too."
by Jack December 28, 2004
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