J. S. Alexander's definitions

Slob my knob

Gettin' head.. a Blowjob.

How much to slob my knob?

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Bobbing

Most commonly associated with a game involving apples, bobbing is a term used to describe the motion of ones head or upper torso when giving oral sex to a male.

I like to hold her hair and look her in the eyes when she's bobbing on my knob.

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Tilt-a-Swirl

Getting/giving a Dick Twizzler or sometimes a Cockswirl when in a standing or seated "69" position.

If your with a new partner or you've been married for years, a Tilt-a-Swirl is always a fun way to spice up the evening.

by J. S. Alexander June 11, 2006

dick twizzler

1) When one, giving a blowjob, twists there head in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction while slightly twisting the penis in the opposite direction (can be done during the up and/or down stroke or both).

2) To give a blowjob in a repeated spiral fashion.

*Slurping is preferred but optional!
Also see: Cockswirl, Candycane, Tilt-a-Swirl

Whether it's for go or for show, she's a pro if she knows the Dick Twizzler!

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Suckie

Also spelled sucki, sucki sucki, or even sucky, is the act of a male recieving or person giving oral sex.

* Commonly linked to Asian humor
* Used in a line from the movie Full Metal Jacket

I LOVE gettin' Suckie!!!!

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Fun Bags

Also known as breasts, (milk)jugs, hooters, melons, tits, bazookas, boulders, boobs, rack, titties, yams, knockers, tig ol' bitties, bust, mammilla, bosom, hangers, mounds, chest, (dirty)pillows, tata(s), udders, chi chis, nuggs, hills, cones, gonzagas, (sag)bags, misquito bites, lumps, humps, speed bumps, mountains, ant bites, honkers, peaks, nips, rascals, money makers, (sweater/ shirt)puppies, head cushions, norgs, grips, jigglies, bouncin' betties, knobs, chesticles, headlights , diddies, baby feeders, jumblies, the twins, coconuts, fatties, floppers, helicopters, beaver tails, and more.

*Sorry, 59 variations is all I could come up with right away.

I like blowin' my load all over her fun bags!

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Candycane

What can happen when a girl scrapes her teeth while giving you a Dick Twizzler, leaving your dick stripped like a candycane.
* I don't recommend swimming in the ocean any time soon. Even though it can aid in healing faster, it burns like a bitch...Ouch!

Easy on the dong, your giving me a Candycane!

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006