J E Walker's definitions

chihuahua

1. a State in Mexico
2. A small,nervous short haired dog that resembles a rodent.
3. An exclaimation " Aye! Chihuahua! Karamba!"

" The old skank sat on the sofa smoking cigarettes while her chihuahua hid underneath and growled."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

obliviation (ism);(ist)

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.

Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

by J E Walker November 20, 2003

star fucker

An individual who enhances his/her self worth by sexual contact with the perceived power figure in any given situation.

" Judy fucked the old boss, now she's fucking the new boss. She's a real star fucker."

by j e walker April 27, 2003

buttbomb

explosive device packed into the rectum of a terrorist.

When the flight attendent saw the passenger hike his leg and flick the lighter, she though he was just lighting a fart like the pilots do.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003

spy ware

Intrusive programs downloaded into your computer when you visit certain disreputable web sites. They track your web surfing preferences and can be used to corrupt your computer or to generate spam mail or even to steal your credit card information.

If you are reading this site, your computer is infected with Adserver and FastClick

by J E Walker May 2, 2003

turd hound

A dog. Obscure origines possibly deriving from the propensity of dogs to cheerfully eat their own excrement.

"Joe-Bob's old turd hound came a-loping out from under the porch with this shit-eating grin on his face."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

mormons

Latter Day Saints

" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain

by J E Walker June 15, 2003