Sneefart

A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.
" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."
by J E Walker April 28, 2003
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ejaculate

to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction
"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."
by J E Walker April 29, 2003
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felino-american

Politically correct name for member of the feline species.
" It appears that Yolanda died sometime last week and her thirty-odd felino-americans feasted on the corpse."
and: "The democrats are expecting a clean sweep after they promised to put crazy women's felino-americans on medicare."
by J E Walker April 29, 2003
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spam scam

Intrusive e-mail attacks by internet swindlers.
"Most AOL (America On-Line Subscribers) are stupid and gullible, so AOL sells their addresses to spam scammers. Only an idiot would fall for these schemes."
by j e walker April 28, 2003
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mormons

" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain
by J E Walker June 15, 2003
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Prosacula

contraction of " Prosac" and "Dracula" -a nickname for office trouble maker who happens to be taking prosac for mental illness
"Better shut your office door. Prosacula's on a rampage today."
by J E Walker April 30, 2003
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star fucker

An individual who enhances his/her self worth by sexual contact with the perceived power figure in any given situation.
" Judy fucked the old boss, now she's fucking the new boss. She's a real star fucker."
by j e walker April 28, 2003
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