Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.

John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!

by J May 03, 2005

RaVeRSurGe

one who likes to insert weird tracknames in tracklistings

02. Steve Hamster - Conclusion (Mesh Dub)
06. Roy Wood & Wizzard - 'I Wish it could be christmas everyday (dub)'

by j July 27, 2003

nivinableful

a combination of nice forgivin unbeleivable beatiful

you are so a nivinableful

by j March 26, 2005

Shitter

A word one utters right before you blow some twat (or twats) into the next world. Best used when disposing of political enemies or exacting vengeance on some fucktard who has denigrates your line of work.

From the unnecessarily violent comic strip "Peanut".

Spodsie: "You cunts better start looking for a proper job! HAHAHAHA!"

Dave: "Shitter!" (Bang!-Bang!-Bang!)

by J March 09, 2005

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005

Spry

Over sized person who has no understanding of the term "intelligence" and also enjoys the company of farm animals.

Spry went to the farm

by J April 03, 2003

dwi

Driving While Intoxicated

"I'm not the type to get knocked wit DWI" -50 Cent

by J August 18, 2003