Urban Dictionary: Definitions by J

dickjocky

you.

dickjocky by J October 17, 2003

creationism

The belief that ALL lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.

Did you see the movie creationism? It has the wildest FX but, geez! Totally unrealistic story! A waste of money if you ask me!

creationism by J October 16, 2003

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.

God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!

creationist by J October 16, 2003

kunoichi

female ninja

A beautiful kunoichi attacked without warning.

kunoichi by J October 10, 2003

Lutka

family who could beat up anyone with one punch

j hit ryan in the face and knocked him out with one punch

Lutka by j October 9, 2003

G.I.F.Y.

Gay in Five Years

When someone is going to "come out of the closet" in the next few.

G.I.F.Y. by J October 7, 2003

schwall

Like cool but cooler

check out that dudes kicks, they be mad schwall

schwall by J September 30, 2003