J's definitions

Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

loc'ed

To get high.

Me and Tyronne was gettin' loc'ed in da park.

by J June 30, 2003

dolly parton

a hot woman who has sexy legs.

Damn, she's hot!!

by j April 13, 2004

green

happy, feeling good

are you feeling green today?
Yeah dohg, i'm green as hell

by j February 26, 2004

dickjocky

someone who jockies dick.

you.

by J October 17, 2003

Niagra Falls Cunt

An individual whose bad points surpass his/her good points to the extent of them becoming such a gigantic cunt they are akin to Niagra Falls in size and ferocity of cuntness

"Fucks sake Pete jus lemmie borrow Pirates of the Carribean 2, you Niagra Falls Cunt"

by J December 6, 2006

queasy

1. a person who feels as though they're gonna spew/puke/barf/hurl chunks/regurgitate/undigest/vomit
2. causing a person to feel like they're gonna vom

queasy+Dr Evil="I think I'm gonna vom"

by j December 30, 2003