J's definitions

Joella

Feminine singular of Joel.

Joel without a penis.

by j November 29, 2004

Brogle

A variant of Broham

What's going on, brogle?

by J November 3, 2003

FTS

"Fuck That Shit" When you cant say Fuck that Shit...like in public.

When nothings going right, and your in a public place where cussing is not cool...just say FTS

by j April 24, 2004

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004

Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

by j March 14, 2005

Incest

Why so many Democrats are just plain ugly.

The entire Baldwin family.

by J March 22, 2005

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005