Definitions by IrishDaddy2U
BS talk
1. Short for: Bull Shit talk.
2. BS talk is when someone (usually drunk, or a liar, or BOTH) talks shit about someone else, some made up BS story, Beer talk, tough man talking, etc... When those people do this, it is always NEVER going to happen, could not happen, or never DID happen. It's a lie, or a dreamed up idea, a scheme, or an idea that would fly like lead balloon.
2. BS talk is when someone (usually drunk, or a liar, or BOTH) talks shit about someone else, some made up BS story, Beer talk, tough man talking, etc... When those people do this, it is always NEVER going to happen, could not happen, or never DID happen. It's a lie, or a dreamed up idea, a scheme, or an idea that would fly like lead balloon.
1. John sat there and did nothing but BS talk ALL NIGHT LONG! You'd think after he had 3 40s that he'da passed out!
BS talk by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Chain Texter
1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
Chain Texter by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Beer talk
Beer talk is what someone says when they have had too much to drink. They slur it out, as if they were the wisest person on earth, and you had better listen to them. If you don't make it look like you are paying attention, they are liable to either cry, or want to fight. It is basically incoherent babbling that leads to nothing, means nothing, and is complete and utter BS talk.
I was so SICK of hearing him beer talk for the past few hours; I could not wait until he passed out. If I had to listen to one more minute of his crap I think I would have knocked his ass out. He wouldn't have known who hit him any way, he was so shit faced.
Beer talk by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
cracken up
1. When someone or a group of people are cracking up they are laughing hysterically, non-stop, and they might even be laughing so hard that they are crying b/c it is so funny.
Did I tell you what happened the other day? This woman was in the elevator with me and Tom, and she farted. Dude! it was an SBD! You could barely hear it, but I knew it wasn't me, and Tom looked at the lady in front of us - like eeeeeeew! I couldn't wait to get out of that elevator; it was so bad that it burnt the hair in my nostrils! We were cracken up about that all freakin' day! I still can picture her hahahaha! TFF!
cracken up by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
going to the races
1. Going to the races means that you are in a really big hurry to get somewhere. Like you got the lead out, hit the gas, got a move on, put it into overdrive, sped up, etc...
Tina and I sat behind this guy who was texting on his phone at the stop light, the light turned green, and Tina yelled out the window to him that it doesn't get any greener! Then the dude was ballsy enough to flip her off after he finally gassed it like he was going to the races. What a jerk-wad! Tina was pissed.
going to the races by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
got the lead out
1. Got the lead out is an old expression that means that a person (or group of people) hurried up., as if they had lead in their pants, pulled the lead out so they could run faster or whatever... and finally hurried up.
2. Once the runner got the lead out he went up from last place to third place. Like he was running for his life. What a comeback, it was AMAZING!
got the lead out by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
chirped the tires
1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.
1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!
chirped the tires by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010