Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor's definitions

Ping pong

What white girls call table tennis

Do you wanna play ping pong?

No bitch that’s not what it’s called

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Motherfucking story time

Taylor Kornoelys tik tok account

MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Electronic Arts

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by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 27, 2019

Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Depenify

When a cannibal doesn’t want to be gay so he cuts the penis off his Victims body

Eww! Carter depenifys his bodies and throws them out his window! One landed in my mouth! It was quite tasty tho ngl

U homosexual

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 9, 2019

The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Flashturbate

To jerk off very hard and fast

When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019