Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor's definitions

Swatzi

A gay German police officer

I got arrested and fucked by a Swatzi

I hope u had fun

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 9, 2019

The four stages of male sex organs

From smallest to largest

Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock

I’ve been through those stages before!!

You mean the four stages of male sex organs?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019