Definitions by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor

Omgesus 

Means Holy Shit and What the Fuck in one word.

Susie drops a plate and it breaks her damn leg.
Me: OMGESUS!!!

Omgesus by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

Flashturbate 

To jerk off very hard and fast

When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum

Flashturbate by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

Microphallus 

When a dick is less than half a inch long

Hey I heard anthony has a microphallus. Wanna murder him tomorrow? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Microphallus by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019