66 definition by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor

When a dick is less than half a inch long

Hey I heard anthony has a microphallus. Wanna murder him tomorrow? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

your mom is dead, pale, ugly, fat, and unamusing.

Yo moms a ghost, Brad!
Brad: Fuck!!! I hate you!!

An airline that has virgins on it

Have you been on Virgin Airlines?

No i lost my virginity

A holiday where some bitches made and signed a document for banning slaves and prostitutes

Hi I like July 4th

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

Means Holy Shit and What the Fuck in one word.

Susie drops a plate and it breaks her damn leg.
Me: OMGESUS!!!

A burnt nugget and a nigger combined

“Really nigget?”