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Loke

The word that means between like and love
I LOKE Brian!

U homosexual
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Flashturbate

To jerk off very hard and fast
When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum
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The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason
I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!
mugGet the The penis sizesmug.

Piss off

An interjection that means the Australian equivalent of Fuck off
PISS OFF EMMA!
mugGet the Piss offmug.

Yo moms a ghost

your mom is dead, pale, ugly, fat, and unamusing.
Yo moms a ghost, Brad!
Brad: Fuck!!! I hate you!!
mugGet the Yo moms a ghostmug.

Mooning

There are multiple ways to moon people
Stand, naked, use your fingers to spread your butt as wide as it will go before you tear the skin
Or
Stand, lean over a chair naked with your asshole facing the person you’re mooning
Or
If you’re a girl, sit on a chair, spreading your vagina as wide as it will go Facing towards your target.
Or
If you’re a girl, stand naked and squeeze the base of your boobs hard
Or
If you’re a guy stand naked and have the tip of your dick facing the ceiling
Or
If you’re a guy stand naked squeezing your balls with one hand and squeezing your ass with another
Or
Sit or stand, with your index and middle spread out and place your tongue in the middle, where the webbing starts
Or
Like the last method, but adding the ring and weak finger, spreading your ring and weak fingers from your middle and index finger and placing your tongue where the webbing starts between the four fingers
I love mooning
mugGet the Mooningmug.

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