Definitions by InterstateDriver

DirecTV 

A satellite provider serving the US, Caribbean, and Latin America. It’s rated #1 in the US, but in major markets it has been surpassed by cable companies. Offers a way to watch your favourite NFL teams by something called NFL Sunday Ticket.

Guy: Why do I have to watch the game that’s on my local affiliate? I have DirecTV, so I have nfl Sunday ticket.

DirecTV by InterstateDriver April 2, 2019

Washroom 

Canadian English for restroom/bathroom

Canadian: You know where’s the washroom?

American: Yes. The restroom is at the section near the doorway.

Canadian: Thanks.

Washroom by InterstateDriver March 29, 2019

Empire Today 

An empire today is the process of getting the ground to shake by dropping carpet

Carpet Installer: Ok lets empire today this ground.

Empire Today by InterstateDriver January 25, 2019

Yoshi 

A dinosaur that comes in a variety of colors with green being the most common color for a yoshi. Yoshi is both a Dino species and a Dino name.

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Yoshi by InterstateDriver January 23, 2019

Donkey Kong 

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

Donkey Kong by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

Princess Peach

A princess from Super Mario that is always sexual in the Subway (Super) Smash Bros series.

Peach: (kissing hand) Peachy!
Player: Ewwwwww!!!!! I hate that sexual Princess Peach!

Princess Peach by InterstateDriver January 20, 2019

Chi Ches 

A variant of the Mexican slang Chi Chis, sometimes used by people who speak a different Spanish (eg Ecuadorian Spanish)

Los Chi Ches!
Ok, just calm down and stop being weird

Chi Ches by InterstateDriver January 4, 2019