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Being yourself

An act that gets you nowhere in life. It should be avoided at all costs.
Being yourself
by Interactive November 6, 2009
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Universal Password

The one password you use for everything (video games, bank accounts, e-mail, Facebook, etc).

If someone gets a hold of it, you're ruined.
by Interactive November 4, 2009
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Ice tongue

The effect from chewing on mint gum, then drinking any fluid, which will feel so cold, it feels like you're drinking liquid nitrogen.
by Interactive November 6, 2009
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DNA Testing

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.
by Interactive November 6, 2009
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Near hack experience

A play on words relating to near death experience.

The feeling you get when you enter in your username and password into something important (Facebook, bank websites, e-mail, video games you've invested years of time into) only to find that your password doesn't work.

This often leads to a sinking feeling in your chest which quickly leads to increased heart rate and paranoia, and everything that is at stake flashes before your eyes like your money, private messages, or that +9 GTB Thorny Shield you spent years camping for.

Though typically, you haven't actually been "hacked", but really:

1. You have caps lock on, and your password is case-sensitive.

2. You typed the right password in right too fast, and somehow managed to fuck up three, four, or even five times. (See: failure)

3. After making sure you type each letter firmly and individually, you quickly realize that you:

A) Entered in the wrong username that looks similar (Johndoe696996 instead of Johndoe696969)

B) You changed your password, and you forgot you ever changed it.

If none of these are the case, then you have either been keylogged (Again, see: failure), or you have violated the Terms of Service and have been banned.
Dude, I just had a near hack experience after failing to login to my main World of Warcraft account four times in a row.

It turns out I had my caps lock on the whole time.
by Interactive September 29, 2009
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Check dance

The awkward time between getting the bill and finalizing on how to divvy up the tab between 2 or more people at a sit-down restaurant, especially when the check is much higher than you expected, and you even do the blink-backwards-head-nod in surprise at the price difference.

Typically the check dance indicates the quality of another person. If the other person who did not receive the check makes no indication of willingness to negotiate on how to split the check evenly or even attempts to pay the entire tab (whether genuine or not), this will tell you that that particularly person is a cheap ungrateful douche' bag.
After eating tons of food at the Olive Garden, we got the bill, and I was expecting to check dance over it, but my cheap date didn't even attempt to look at how much the bill came out to.
by Interactive September 28, 2009
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