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The opposite of straightforward
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 7, 2020
Get the Gaybackwardmug. An insult with such unspeakable power that mere words can't sufficiently describe it. God, Allah, Yahweh, Jesus, Yuhuang, Amaterasu, Bathala, Brahman, Buddha, Jupiter and Zeus once converged together just to prevent this insult from being known to any living creature.
Tony: ur mom gay
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Tony: ur grandpap a trap
Brad: ur uncy funcy
Tony: ur cat fat
Brad: ur dog a nignog
Tony: ur family tree LGBT
Brad: Alright... I didn't want to have to do this... but you left me no choi-
Tony: Shut up! Ur ancestors ince-
Brad: UR HAIR SQUARE
As Brad goes Super Saiyan, he causes the universe to start engulfing itself and chaotically recreating itself over and over again. This painful cycle is continued for 100 days until all known deities and religious figures work together to stop it. Thus the universe returns to normal. However, it has also turned into a universe where Tony knows nothing but the pain, suffering, and agony brought about by those three dreaded words...
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Tony: ur grandpap a trap
Brad: ur uncy funcy
Tony: ur cat fat
Brad: ur dog a nignog
Tony: ur family tree LGBT
Brad: Alright... I didn't want to have to do this... but you left me no choi-
Tony: Shut up! Ur ancestors ince-
Brad: UR HAIR SQUARE
As Brad goes Super Saiyan, he causes the universe to start engulfing itself and chaotically recreating itself over and over again. This painful cycle is continued for 100 days until all known deities and religious figures work together to stop it. Thus the universe returns to normal. However, it has also turned into a universe where Tony knows nothing but the pain, suffering, and agony brought about by those three dreaded words...
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 5, 2019
Get the Ur Hair Squaremug. "Trump" but pronounced with phonetic consistency or by someone with some degree of a Scottish accent
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp April 1, 2021
Get the troompmug. by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp May 2, 2020
Get the Crackatoamug. Plural: Bulge Aryans
The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area
The true, purest name of the Bulgarian people, meaning that the purest name of the country would be Bulge Area
Guy 1: So you're from Bulgaria? Cool!
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.
Guy 2: Oh, we call it Bulge Area, for we truly call our people Bulge Aryans.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp February 23, 2021
Get the Bulge Aryanmug. A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.
Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022
Get the May Fool's Daymug. by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2021
Get the Tuvamug.