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Tuva is a word that defines an awesome, pretty, hilarious, charismatic, sophisticated, witty, brilliant, breathtaking, intelligent and all over remarkable human being, who, 99,99999% of the time, is great in bed. Tuvas are brave and usually earn a lot of money.
Example 1:
Eric: "You know that girl in our spanish class? The hot one? Imma ask her out."
Maynard:"Kaylee? Bro, that ain't gonna happen, she's way out of your league. She's like... A tuva."

Example 2:
Dude 1: "Maaaaan, look at that guy! He's so fly, brave and strong, he's tuva!"
Dude 2 & 3: "Hell yeahs!"
by chucknorriswillfindyou January 13, 2011
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Annoying dishwasher who thinks everyone likes her but in reality only needs like her. She is also excessively fat
Bro tuva took my book.
by Manwhohatesdiswasher October 15, 2020
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punjabi slang for black male.
its actually the word for a black griddle used to make roti or chapattis, but now used as slang for black boys cos the word kalla is too well known and common
''look at that tuva over there''
by googg May 09, 2006
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Tuva is a girl with a severe tiktok addiction. She barely sleeps since she's always online and she knows all the dances. Her videos are often the best thing you'll ever see and whenever she sees an opportunity to make a new one, she takes it.

She is also very secretive. For an example; she's secretly a VSCOgirl but she refuses to admit it to anyone.
Her freetime consists of, well...not much tbh.
Despite all her flaws she's still a nice, sexy, "big-titted", godess who dererves all the love in the world.
p1: "dude did you see the new girl? she's smoking hottttt!"
p2: " yeah dude, she's such a Tuva. She wouldn't stop doing tiktok dances tho..."
by we__irritating November 05, 2019
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