Definitions by ILoveThom'sChickenDance

unenjoyment 

Slang for the money that you get when you're unemployed.

You lost your job, but you're getting unenjoyment? That's cool.

unenjoyment by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

meijer 

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.

What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...

meijer by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

HoverRound 

A device used to transport people who cannot walk for themselves.

Slang for a person who dates someone of a much younger age.

It is also fun to substitute other words to yell, like "Drinkaround!" or "Smokearound" or "Cuparound!"

I was at the casino and this old lady kept hitting me in the back of the legs with her HoverRound... I spat on her kitten sweatshirt.

There goes Kara with her boyfriend... HOVERROUND!!!!!

Let's SMOKEAROUND!

HoverRound by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

snork 

The early 80's underwater equivalent to the smurfs. Just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork.

I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts!

snork by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.

yeti by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

brown eye 

slang for the butt hole or anus.

When the brown eye winks, the whole room stinks.

brown eye by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 20, 2003

Oldsmobile 

The 1988 Olds 98 Regency Brougham was the greatest ride ever known to mankind.

I kick myself everyday for selling my oldsmobile, because now I own a cavalier that sucks ass.

Oldsmobile by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003