ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

Ohio

1. Toilet of the Midwest
2. Home of Fangboner Road - as seen from the Ohio Turnpike
3. A wooded wonderland that is confusing if you get lost.
4. Oh yeah, Cedar Point is there, too.

Thanks for catching Lake Erie on Fire, Ohio!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

Drip Dry

A move that females have perfected as a result of no toilet paper/lack of sanitary conditions.

1. The bathroom at the BP didn't have toilet paper, so I had to drip dry.

2. After seeing how that basement dweller lives, I opted against the toilet paper and pulled a drip dry.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Levar Burton

The host of Reading Rainbow.

You don't have to take my word for it.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003

munchies

Any food consumed after partaking the pot. Pretty much anything tastes good dipped in ranch dressing.

nasty, she just dipped gummi worms in ranch.

ya, she's got the munchies.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 3, 2004

cold-hearted snake

He's been telling lies, he's a loverboy at play, he don't play by rules. Girl, don't play the fool now.

co-co-co-cold hearted ooh aah aah co-co-co-cold hearted ssssssssssssssssnake

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003

Detroit

Largest, dirtiest city in Michigan. Is an industrial wasteland.

The city that everyone from Michigan who gets famous says their from.

I always want to kill myself after a trip through Detroit.

I have a record deal, so I'm from Detroit.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 2, 2003

snork

The early 80's underwater equivalent to the smurfs. Just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork.

I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003