jagermeister

Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.
Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 03, 2004
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unenjoyment

Slang for the money that you get when you're unemployed.
You lost your job, but you're getting unenjoyment? That's cool.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003
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stoner

Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 04, 2003
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yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.
It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003
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munchies

Any food consumed after partaking the pot. Pretty much anything tastes good dipped in ranch dressing.
nasty, she just dipped gummi worms in ranch.

ya, she's got the munchies.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 03, 2004
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cold-hearted snake

He's been telling lies, he's a loverboy at play, he don't play by rules. Girl, don't play the fool now.
co-co-co-cold hearted ooh aah aah co-co-co-cold hearted ssssssssssssssssnake
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003
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yo momma

A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.
1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003
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