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Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.

“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025

Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.

The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023

Huachimingo

Some weird ass rabbit creature from the Chilean puppet show called 31 Minutos. It is a grey rabbit with “spots” all over it. You may think they’re spots are natural, but they’re actually tattoos as revealed in 31 Minutos: La Película.

Percy: Where’s Con?

Eamonn: He fled to Chile to live among the Huachimingos. Bastard is going to regret it when he sees how they get their ”spots”.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits November 22, 2024

Arby’s

We Have The Meats!

Arby’s We Have The Meats!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 18, 2024

Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 7, 2024

Buttweed

A weed cigarette that you put between your asscheeks and suck in.

Dave: Girl, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Sheila: No. what happened?

Dave: He got arrested for smoking buttweed while driving.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 16, 2023

Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024