Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice
moron
another term for someone who is stupid beyond belief. Said person is so empty-headed it's a miracle that (s)he exists at all.
1. the 3 Stooges had an episode film that lampooned fascism, especially the Mussolini/Franco/Peron variety. They played a fascist junta and ruled "Moronica" with the jingoistic slogan "Moronica for the Morons".
2. A few yearsago Roger Waters of Pink Floyd was discussing his Wall tour and he detailed about how its message is still true today by saying that the Presidet (at that time it was Dumbya ) "is a moron". He's a Brit and he can see that! Roger also knows that Tony B. Liar also is a moron.
3. Marvin Hartley to George W. Bush:
You know what you are? You ain't nothing but a - oh you're too stupid to know what the word means - what you are rhymes with "boron".
George W. Bush (muttering to himself): boron, coron, doron, e-oron, foron, goron, horon, i-oron, joron, koron, loron, moron...
(now bellowing out) : MOMM-EE! MARVIN JUST CALLED ME A MORON!
2. A few yearsago Roger Waters of Pink Floyd was discussing his Wall tour and he detailed about how its message is still true today by saying that the Presidet (at that time it was Dumbya ) "is a moron". He's a Brit and he can see that! Roger also knows that Tony B. Liar also is a moron.
3. Marvin Hartley to George W. Bush:
You know what you are? You ain't nothing but a - oh you're too stupid to know what the word means - what you are rhymes with "boron".
George W. Bush (muttering to himself): boron, coron, doron, e-oron, foron, goron, horon, i-oron, joron, koron, loron, moron...
(now bellowing out) : MOMM-EE! MARVIN JUST CALLED ME A MORON!
moron by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 8, 2011
hyper in the diaper
a condition where someone is so antsy, agitated and keyed up that (s)he gets so hyper as to fill the diaper, that is, to "shit your pants".
1. Listen to that stupid talk radio host! He's got another category of people this week he's telling lies about! He's getting hyper in the diaper again and he wants his followers to feel that way too and start a witch hunt. Someone needs to shut this stupid loudmouth up.
2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!
3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!
2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!
3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!
hyper in the diaper by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 8, 2011
Young Turk
1. a member of a political group in Turkey in the early 20th Century. Young Turks advocated change and reform in the decaying behemoth that was called the Ottoman Empire.
2.any person who advocates change and reform as opposed to stagnation. A Young Turk doesn't sit still for the status quo when (s)he knows it won't do anymore.
2.any person who advocates change and reform as opposed to stagnation. A Young Turk doesn't sit still for the status quo when (s)he knows it won't do anymore.
1. The Young Turks spearheaded the drive for change in the crumbling Ottoman Empire, which Europeans dubbed as the "Sick Man of Europe".
2. Gandhi, Tutu, MLK, Sun Yat-sen, Ben Franklin, Jesus, Muhummed and many others are Young Turks because they didn't sit and do what society expected them to do, they didn't have this "shit happens" attitude and they strove for reform and improvement.
3. "Young Turks" is a 1981 - 1982 hit by Rod Stewart. It's about 2 teens in love who run away because "there ain't no point in talking when there's nobody listening".
2. Gandhi, Tutu, MLK, Sun Yat-sen, Ben Franklin, Jesus, Muhummed and many others are Young Turks because they didn't sit and do what society expected them to do, they didn't have this "shit happens" attitude and they strove for reform and improvement.
3. "Young Turks" is a 1981 - 1982 hit by Rod Stewart. It's about 2 teens in love who run away because "there ain't no point in talking when there's nobody listening".
Young Turk by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 7, 2011
young, dumb and full of cum
simply it means when you're in the stage of life that comedian Danny Thomas referred to as "young and foolish". In the hit "New World Man" the band Rush details this further with the verses:
He's old enough to know what's right but young enough not to choose it
He's wise enough to win the world but fool enough to lose it
He's a New World Man...
He's old enough to know what's right but young enough not to choose it
He's wise enough to win the world but fool enough to lose it
He's a New World Man...
I was at the souvenir tent drinking a Coke before Sevara hit the stage to open for Peter Gabriel that night when I ran into Bryan. He was showing the girls his tattooed legs. His tattoos were symbols of all the rock concerts he'd been to so far.
There was the tongue + lip for the Rolling Stones, a prism for Pink Floyd and so forth. One blonde beauty pointed to a hand of playing cards that said "U2" on them, asking how is U2 associated with poker. Bryan simply deadpanned, "I was young, dumb and full of cum".
There was the tongue + lip for the Rolling Stones, a prism for Pink Floyd and so forth. One blonde beauty pointed to a hand of playing cards that said "U2" on them, asking how is U2 associated with poker. Bryan simply deadpanned, "I was young, dumb and full of cum".
young, dumb and full of cum by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 7, 2011
pizzarrhea
A word formed from a combination of 2 words: PIZZA + diaRRHEA. It's when you chow down on a pizza and instantly you get the runs. It could result from any ingredient being spoiled but usually bad meat is the biggest culprit.
I was staying in a hotel in Butte. I phoned in a pizza order, pepperoni + cheese + whatever, Chicago style. Delivery was fast. I ate one slice and instantly I soiled my drawers. I changed my clothes but soon all my clothes were crapped and I had to get on the throne fast. I had contracted a severe case of pizarrhea. When it was time to hop on the 'hound for the ride back this cute PYT dressed in pink and named Terri initiated a conversation with me. She was on the other side of the seat row, looking backwards at me. Everything was fine as long as she didn't come over and sit next to me : (
Pizzarrhea ain't no fun at all.
Pizzarrhea ain't no fun at all.
pizzarrhea by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 4, 2011
UMF
It's an abbreiation for the phrase "Ultimate Mind Fuck". It can have 2 possible meanings:
1. when 2 people unite mentally as well as physically during sex. This is implicated in the 1993 song "UMF" by Duran Duran. The terms "UMF" and "Ultimate Mind Fuck" are not in the lyrics.
2. brainwash, mass deceit, censorship, when several people (as in a cult or an entire nation) are mentally manipulated and hoodwinked and led astray by propaganda, corruption and outright lies and absolute bullshit.
1. when 2 people unite mentally as well as physically during sex. This is implicated in the 1993 song "UMF" by Duran Duran. The terms "UMF" and "Ultimate Mind Fuck" are not in the lyrics.
2. brainwash, mass deceit, censorship, when several people (as in a cult or an entire nation) are mentally manipulated and hoodwinked and led astray by propaganda, corruption and outright lies and absolute bullshit.
1. Renee and Angela made love last night and experienced union in body and mind. They shared the UMF.
2. In the 90s decade there was a lot of New Age "solutions", shilling evangelists, superstitions, comet cult suicides, Y2K hysteria and other end-of-the-millenium bullshit. Then came the 00s with all its corruption, stupidity and shit and the Iraq war circus. That's one major UMF after another!
2. In the 90s decade there was a lot of New Age "solutions", shilling evangelists, superstitions, comet cult suicides, Y2K hysteria and other end-of-the-millenium bullshit. Then came the 00s with all its corruption, stupidity and shit and the Iraq war circus. That's one major UMF after another!
UMF by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 26, 2011
Palinoid
1. a person who listens to Sarah Palin and is a dittohead to her, that is: one who believes all the crazy shit she pops off the chops about, believes it and acts like a chicken with its head off. In this definition "Palinoid" is a combination of "Palin" + "droid".
2. Paranoia and panic that ensues when Palinistas hear her loony conspiracy theories theories. They believe ALL the dumb crap she says because she can just sit on a stool, cross her legs and put on that moronic empty fuck-me-honey smile and her devotees (mostly male Alex P. Keaton types who gawk at her with their tongues hanging out - 'cause they want to put them on her poontang!). In this definition "Palinoid" is a combination of "Palin" + "paranoid".
2. Paranoia and panic that ensues when Palinistas hear her loony conspiracy theories theories. They believe ALL the dumb crap she says because she can just sit on a stool, cross her legs and put on that moronic empty fuck-me-honey smile and her devotees (mostly male Alex P. Keaton types who gawk at her with their tongues hanging out - 'cause they want to put them on her poontang!). In this definition "Palinoid" is a combination of "Palin" + "paranoid".
1. Sarah Palin is a big time attention whore. She's always yapping crap about stuff she knows nothing about. She can say ANY outrageous idea or even just snap her fingers and the Palinoids get all wired up about an issue that ain't even happening. Look at the "death panels" hysteria she caused in order to oppose Obama's health care reform.
2. "Daveman" made a limp joke about not letting Bristol Palin getting around A-rod when she and her mom came to the Big Apple. The joke wasn't that good but Letterman pokes fun at everyone, OK? Sarah Palin, who isn't mature enough to handle late-night humor, had to put up a hissy fit and claim Letterman was glorifying rape and that he owed the entire female gender an apology! Her Palinoid sheep joined in the chorus obediently like well, sheep. Somebody shut her up, she makes women look bad!
2. "Daveman" made a limp joke about not letting Bristol Palin getting around A-rod when she and her mom came to the Big Apple. The joke wasn't that good but Letterman pokes fun at everyone, OK? Sarah Palin, who isn't mature enough to handle late-night humor, had to put up a hissy fit and claim Letterman was glorifying rape and that he owed the entire female gender an apology! Her Palinoid sheep joined in the chorus obediently like well, sheep. Somebody shut her up, she makes women look bad!
Palinoid by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 26, 2011