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rectal rocketeer 

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!
n. A fortuitious or entertaining event.
Remember when I got drunk and convinced the Germans were after me, and you guys had to tie my legs up until I kept screaming for a medic? That was a GOODER!

raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.
I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!
When a woman possessing a wordgunt/word wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.
Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.
A derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. Derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.
Don't be such a cocksicle, twatface.

Manjaculate 

n. Humorous term for semen, specifically that which is produced during homosexual copulation.

v. The act of manjaculation.
Jesus, dude! Mop the manjaculate out of your ass and STFU!
n. Mild insult. Derived from the French abbreviation for "Petite," as "Li'l" is an abbreviaton for "Little."
Shut up, you p'tit cockrobber.