Guntgie

When a woman possessing a wordgunt/word wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.

Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

gunties

Mens underwear

boxer briefs

I need more gunties - mine are all dirty.

by Aces and Eights February 13, 2007

gungie

Gungie is like another word for friend. Or anything you want it to be tbh.

Hey gungie.
You look so gungie.

by Chile....Idek January 6, 2021

gundgies

fart-filled pants

The existence of a pair of gundgies is a temporary phenomenon, though there are undocumented cases of what were though to be average pants later revealing themselves to be gundgies.

Gundgies often manifest themselves most viscerally when the owner stands from a sitting position or vice versa. Walking often is a means to weaken the existence of gundgies, but also results in an increased area of effect. Gundgies are especially long lived in sitting positions, and are often exacerbated by corduroy or a thick blanket.

Gundgies can also be used as a means of surpising friends. Particularly with a pair old corduroy pants, the gundgie owner may confidently approach a friend and use a wringing motion to free "gundgie whoof", much to the surprise of all.

Pronounced: gun-jeez

Brody squished his gundgies at me.

by Bominitious June 30, 2010

Gungie

Any bodily orifice that you want it to. It can be used for other purposes even just to spice up a sentence.

Penny: Oh my god my gungie is so itchy.
Tyra: Do you have lice?

by discordimhowlingatthemoon August 10, 2023

Gungie

A word for any body part. Specifically private parts.

My Gungie hurts.

by pristineuduser August 10, 2023